pre-emailasculation 

The act of mixing multiple threads of conversation into an email discussion. Thereby causing sensitive information to be sent to an invalid party. Note: this is typically considered a fo-pa on the part of the original thread mixer. Exception: When the 2 threads are not related then the fo-pa is credited to the original violator. Responding to the original thread correctly is hereby the responsibilty of the respondee.

john caused emailasculation when he decided to have two converstaions at once but Wayne committed pre-emailasculation when he responded.

pre-emailasculation by Webster April 4, 2003

pre jack 

the slang term for premature ejaculation. also means to finish something rather quickly.

girl 1: i heard you had sex with your boyfriend for the first time last night.
girl 2: ya i did
girl 1: well? how was it?
girl 2:... he has pre jack

pre jack by dreadlockmamba January 13, 2011

Pre-55 Holy Week

It is rare for some traditional Catholics to notice this. The Pre-55 Holy Week rite was changed during 1955 by angry Bugnini. The Pre-55 used Folded Chasubles on the Deacon/Subdeacon, and would be taken off for the chanting of the Epistle/Gospel. A Missa Sicca would be celebrated before the Blessing of the Palms on Palm Sunday. The Washing of Feet on Maundy Thursday used to be done after the procession of the Blessed Sacrament. Good Friday also used to make use of Incense and the prophecy readings for the Easter Vigil were 12. I could go on....

Angry Bugnini had trouble sleeping knowing that the Pre-55 Holy Week was too long and that congregation members would suffer for being at a midnight 3 hour Easter Vigil.

Pre-55 Holy Week by Skyrim550 December 15, 2021

pre game 

tim lindsay getting head before his soccer game

Slurp, Slurp, Slurp, Gulp, ok good luck time

pre game by Steven December 4, 2003

Pre-program that boot to delicious 

1. a statement refering to using high tech equipment, which enables members of foriegn political parties the ability to program booty's to delicious. Thus making those booty's edible by young male travelers.

2. ramblings of madmen

1. "Fuckin Australia here we come!......they better pre-program that boot to delicious"

Pre-program that boot to delicious by Seany MC November 10, 2006

Pre-Fired 

A phenomenon unique to the current recession in which a person is first told that they have a new job, but then are told that the job is being eliminated prior to their start date. Basically, you are fired before you can even start the job.

Joan: "It was nice working with you. I'm outta here as of Friday."

Sue: "Wait a minute! I know your current position is being eliminated, but I thought they were going to shift you over to that new spot in Advertising."

Joan: "They just told me the Advertising spot is being eliminated, too. I've been pre-fired."

Pre-Fired by Wall-Street Strangler April 19, 2009

pre-pee 

That little spot of pee that appears when you really have to go to the bathroom and some just sneaks out into your undies.

What the hell, Jane, what's with all those pre-pee stains on your underwear? You have a bladder problem, son?

pre-pee by Ks1994 June 13, 2012