a. Your face's automatic fall back for when something so stupid or annoying occurs, that you can't possibly roll your eyes fast enough to express your intense feelings of dislike
b. The closest thing a human being can get to a physical statement of Do not want!
c. The facial expression originating from the "Legend of Excalibur" filler episodes within the anime Soul Eater where the character Excalibur causes others such an annoyance that their faces prune into an Excalibur Face.
b. The closest thing a human being can get to a physical statement of Do not want!
c. The facial expression originating from the "Legend of Excalibur" filler episodes within the anime Soul Eater where the character Excalibur causes others such an annoyance that their faces prune into an Excalibur Face.
1.
Excalibur: ...And that concludes the list of my 1,000 provisions
BlackStar and Kid: *Excalibur Face*
2.
Brotato: God damnit! I know my joke sucked but you don't have to pull out an Excalibur Face on me!
3.
Dude: Hey Guy, go to Google Images and search Rule 34, followed by the name of your favorite cartoon!
Guy: Wats Rule 34?...
Dude: Just hurry up and do it!
Guy: Kay..............*Excalibur Face*.......DOES NOT WANT!!
Excalibur: ...And that concludes the list of my 1,000 provisions
BlackStar and Kid: *Excalibur Face*
2.
Brotato: God damnit! I know my joke sucked but you don't have to pull out an Excalibur Face on me!
3.
Dude: Hey Guy, go to Google Images and search Rule 34, followed by the name of your favorite cartoon!
Guy: Wats Rule 34?...
Dude: Just hurry up and do it!
Guy: Kay..............*Excalibur Face*.......DOES NOT WANT!!
by cardboard box ninja September 24, 2010
Get the Excalibur Facemug. "How can you possibly be friends with that Cockslap Face?! I would hit her all the time."
"I can be friends with her because I no longer have a cock."
"..."
"I can be friends with her because I no longer have a cock."
"..."
by Volcanosaurus August 28, 2013
Get the Cockslap Facemug. by cheap_trick_rick July 13, 2009
Get the nutin but facemug. In a hurry? Apply Weak Face. It is when you apply a little makeup to your face instead of a whole shit ton. Once you've moisturized you can create a natural makeup look by applying concealer to any blemishes and under your eyes, then apply powder foundation to the rest of your face.
The head administrator had to attend a funeral at work today. She applied a thin layer of "weak face". Not the usual slutty and whoring caked on face love that she usually wears.
by kerb-stirer May 26, 2018
Get the Weak Facemug. by lil_circe May 5, 2008
Get the face exercisesmug. A cleaner, not-so-obvious way to describe the face one gets immediately after ejaculating (post-coitus, or, more often than not, post-porn)
Everyone in the music video jizz in my pants does the post face at least five times.
"Dude I walked into my dorm earlier and John suddenly slammed his computer shut and looked at me with a post face. Way too obvious."
"Dude I walked into my dorm earlier and John suddenly slammed his computer shut and looked at me with a post face. Way too obvious."
by Rafael13 September 12, 2011
Get the post facemug. the face you make when you look completely lost with your mouth open because you’re too stoned to get off the couch
Friend 1: Look at that guy smoking over there, he has the dumbest-looking couch face right now!
Friend 2: I know, he must be baked as fuck!
Friend 2: I know, he must be baked as fuck!
by hotgochu February 3, 2019
Get the couch facemug.