road rules

A show on wordMTV/word where a group of people drive around in a winnebago and do stupid shit for money.

He man, that crazy bitch on road rules just ate a cockroach!

by christina July 14, 2003

The road home

The road home

Instead of using the phrase "walk of shame", you should use "the road home". It leaves out the negative connotations with shame and its more general.

Yooo BB. Guess what I did this morning?
What you do Cyclops?

I took the road home. Ya know. A haha a
Good for you homie.

by BB!RR! November 21, 2020

Road Job

When the female is giving the male a hand-job and starts kissing and licking the shaft and makes her way down to the balls. Not mistaken for road head

"Yo Gabriel, guess what Ashley did to me at the movies this weekends?"
"What?"
"She gave me a road job!"

"Damn bruh! I see you!"

by Big Sack Zak February 7, 2017

road toastie

A toasted cheese sandwich made for a guest to have on their trip back home.

Yo Dan, I'm heading home. Russle me up a road toastie for the drive home

by Nish91 July 15, 2018

road boob

breast feeding your child in the back seat of a car. perhaps amidst a traffic jam... far away from nearest exit... and the crying baby has long since chipped away at a parent's ability to judge right from wrong or care who might be looking in on your low-tint factory rear windows

When a jack-knifed truck shut down the Mass Pike last Sunday, road boob was the only thing that would quiet the baby.

by DirtyWaterbury November 19, 2016

stamets road

A climbing road in New Jersey, in Hunterdon County, near the Delaware River with panoramic views of Pennsyltucky.

The Birthplace of the famous Kittlin clan.

NASCAR fans and unibrows are prevalent.

Those damn cats from Stamets Road are pooping in my garden!

by Zonetrap November 29, 2007

Sad Road

A happy trail coming out of the ass.

Ewww! That guy has such a long sad road.

by Talora October 21, 2008