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geriatric organ grinder

An older woman that rubs on, hugs, kisses, touches awkwardly a younger man in front of people to give impression something more is going on than is.
At the club my best friends mom turns into a geriatric organ grinder.
by ardoubleuanda September 2, 2013
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The Organic Chemistry Tutor

Literally the only reason we passed our science/math courses.
Me: "Bro, you've gotta check The Organic Chemistry Tutor out, he's amazing!"
You: "Alright, I can't wait!"
by tmkkmt October 13, 2022
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business person's orgasm

ones' naked body being covered with $100 bills!!

severe titillation when looking at ones' giant bank balance!!

worship of money going well beyond any form of sexual release!, -especially applicable to non-orgasmic females!!
john did that deal, then looked at his balance sheets, and had a business person's orgasm!!

when i had sex with her, she couldn't "get off"; but when we finalized the mcfoolsley deal, she was all smiles!! and seemingly titillated...-SPOOKY!

sarah palin signed the new 'deal' and got 'moist', having herself a business person's orgasm!!

she "parked tocks" in the new mercedes and proceeded to have herself a business person's orgasm!!
by michael foolsley October 31, 2011
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angry dutch orgy

First mention on the TV show 'Mixology'

A name for a fake alcoholic mix drink. Ordered when you are trying to make a pass at the bartender. you ask for an 'angry dutch orgy' naturally the bartender will have no clue what you're talking about so you offer to go behind the bar and show them how to make it, it is mainly an excuse to get in physical contact with the bartender. If the bartender lets you behind the bar it means they probably like you and you better think damn quick how to make that drink, otherwise you will be embarrassed when the bartender calls you out when they know you have no clue what you're doing. (Used only as a last resort in flirting)
Katie: So I met this really hot bartender last night, and I had to get closer to him to show him the goods.

Amber: Don't tell me you used the 'angry dutch orgy' mix drink trick again...

Katie: I did, and it actually worked this time, we ending up smashing last night.
by Noahconstrictor May 12, 2014
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reorganise her organs

the definition of the phrase 'reorganise her organs' is when the intercourse is so good and your penis is so big you have the capability to reorganise the female's stomach and other organs.
Darnell : ' i had some good sex last night.'
Deshawn : ' did you reorganise her organs?'
Darnell : 'yes i did!'
by skadoop creator August 6, 2020
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orgy aftershock

waking up the next morning after having partied like a you werent ever gonna wake up again and asking yourself and the ass holes around you "what the fuck happened"
during my lunch break, i sat next to my good friend amanda, and started describing to her in detail what a bad case of orgy aftershock i had and how i was having a terrible hair day and that my shoes didn't match my bag, and that was when she told me that we had been making out with eachother for half the night.
by picashi November 1, 2006
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tuxedo orgy

Fly to Antartica and rape every penguin in sight.
by Marshall, Adam and Travis December 13, 2003
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