Burnin’-a-Now Now

When you spontaneously decide to drive off in your car, leaving a would-be passenger behind when you have no real intention of leaving them, you just want others in the car to appreciate the joy of watching the prison chase frantically not to be left behind.

Jim and Elliot were Burnin’-a-Now Now on Stefan for a good quarter mile before they pulled over to let him in.

by Cooch1000 August 7, 2023

Was and now am not

I've expressed contrition and gratitude on several occasions but you clearly didn't care about any of that.

Hym "You tried to hoist me on my own petard... And then I solved the problem of perception... And now you are desperately trying to keep me from claiming what is literally the most significant achievement of our lifetime because YOU KNOW WHAT IT MEANS FOR YOU, Jordan. You didn't want me to be sorry. You wanted me to be gone. I am not gone so now you want me to suffer. I was and now am not. And beyond that I was clearly wrong to be sorry in the first place. It seems to be the case that the thing people liked about you was me."

by Hym Iam August 8, 2024

Here and Now

Making a decision, often a poor one, based off the information you had at the time.

After seeing your girlfriend’s lower back tattoo for the first time, she responds, “What can I say? That was my here and now.”

by Nemea September 6, 2023

Monster Hunter Now

A mobile game that was released to encourage fat fucks to get off their asses and go outside.

Guy 1: Hey man I just downloaded Monster Hunter Now.
Guy 2: Good, you need the exercise you fucking beach ball.

by The_Violator702 September 27, 2023

this one now

the definition my friend wants me to show him so he can finish his work but not im here writing this because im yes. now he is wactching me and writing on my screen with a eraser

friend: hey could i get this one now?

me: *writes this* no

friend: why? *draws dicks all over my screen*

me: you dumbass you drew a dick thats as short as yours

friend: you ching

by AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ok January 11, 2024

Be on your way now

What you say when you have to talk to a old woman who likes MJ

"Yo did you see that show the Last Dance?"
"Be on your way now"

by Bernardo is comp at soccer January 16, 2024

Can you hear me now?

A catchy marketing tagline that disappeared from the global lexicon after spacemobile was created

"Can you hear me now?"

"Bro... Stop asking me that.... Of course I can. I have Spacemobile. You a Starlink user or something?"

by MC_Escher January 25, 2024