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shy ninja

After jizzin in a young bitchs mouth yell and point over in the other direction and when she looks jump out the window and hide
dude after i was done with that bitch i pulled the shy ninja and i was out
by gageasaurs rex August 1, 2006
mugGet the shy ninjamug.

ninja sock

a sock that you forget to put away usually found in a very awkward place and you have no recollection of how it could have possibly gotten to said location i.e inside fridge behind the milk,under couch pillows,window sill, trunk of car,in your girlfriends panty drawer etc.
these socks are usually found by your spouse and or girlfriend causing extreme anger followed by yelling and cursing and possible break up.
1.

my ninja sock ruined my relationship

2.
girl: do you know what i found in the glove box of my car?

boy: what?

girl: one of your ninja socks, how the hell did it get there?

3.

girl: i was cleaning the house , i lifted up a couch pillow and there he was hiding in the shadows

boy: what ?

girl: your ninja sock !!!!!!
by valos1479 May 22, 2009
mugGet the ninja sockmug.

Hoodie Ninja

1. A song by MC Chris.

2. What you're called when you wear a hoodie and tie the arms around your face to look like a ninja.

3. A cheap costume you cna make at the last minute for Halloween.
1. I'm a ninja, I'm a hoodie ninja.

2. Dude, did you see Jack's costume? He's totally rocking the hoodie ninja look.

3. Dave didn't think he was gonna go to the costume party, but he changed his mind at the last minute and had to go as a hoodie ninja.
by mountieblanks August 20, 2010
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Leprechaun Ninja

Any variety of small, Celtic faeries who exchange their usual green suit and tophat for a black catsuit. This fairy uses their innate advantage of size and agility to supplement their abilities as a thief and assassin; training in the ways of ninjitsu and practicing constant masturbation.
Holy shit, it's a Leprechaun Ninja! Someone help m--**schwing**--aaaargh! **death*8
by Leprechaun Ninja January 19, 2004
mugGet the Leprechaun Ninjamug.

my ninja

Term of endearment to a friend. A salutation of sorts to friends.
What up my ninja!
Damn my ninja calm down.
by Adeate January 20, 2011
mugGet the my ninjamug.

surf ninjas

One of the coolest movies ever made. About 3 brothers who live on the beach in California but find out that they are princes for some foreign island in Indonesia. The comic relief has a magical power where if he says "what if this happened" or "that would suck if this happened" then it would happen, plus, he's an idiot. Also, it's rated PG. Rent it TODAY!
Nate - hey, Bryan, have you watched the cooly awesome movie Surf Ninjas?
Bryan - Oh, uhhh... no.
Nate - *shoots Bryan in the face*
by Xenoglyph October 14, 2003
mugGet the surf ninjasmug.

My ninja

An asian friend who sticks with you no matter how bad situations get. It's the asian version of "my nigga".
by MisterRickster October 30, 2011
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