nigger wad

A large roll of money usually consisting of a helluva lot of dollar bills with a large bill wrapped around the outside for everyone to see. A rubber band holding it all together is a way to add a classy touch to it.

Maaan, look at this nigga here...got a nigger wad big enough to choke a donkey!

by canusa February 10, 2009

Nigger Trumpet

aka the Vuvuzela. The annoying plastic trumpets that South African niggers blow for 90 minutes during soccer Matches. Sounds like an elephant dying, hopefully will be banned for the 2010 World Cup.

*Burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, Burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*

Person 1: What is that annoying sound i keep hearing? I'm trying to watch this damn soccer game.

Person 2: Its just the nigger trumpets, try to ignore it.

30 mins later:
"burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*

Person 1: Fuck it i'm leaving.

by Roc18 April 27, 2010

nigger apple

An obviously racist term for watermelon. If any more explanation is necessary, you live a hopelessly sheltered life.

It was a hot August night so pappy jumped in the Model T and went down to the fruit stand to by a nigger apple. I sure do loves me a give juicy chunk of nigger apple.

by catch22713 May 16, 2005

Nigger Palace

The code name for the restuarant Golden Corral. It tends to get rather dark on sunday evenings...or any evening at all. they have fried okra, and that's a total nigger magnet.

Andy: Hey, are you hungry?
Dan: YES. Let's go to Nigger Palace.
Confused Bystander: Nigger palace???!!!
Andy/Dan: GOLDEN CORRAL!!!
Enlightened Bystander: Ohhhhh. That makes sense now.
ALL: NIGGER PALACE! WOO!

by PandaXcore January 13, 2008

nigger knife

a broken glass bottle

i pulled out a nigger knife and killed like 20 porch monkeys

by ai3yanks842 August 11, 2006

Nigger Billy

A white person who acts and portrays a southern, black persons lifestyle and persona. They rely on food stamps, welfare, and other government aid to support their own family(s) instead of working themselves due of laziness.

Get a job you lazy ass Nigger Billy!

by NiceWhiteTaxPayingAmerican November 3, 2010

Nigger Bucket

The urban version of Cracker Barrel, where everything is a different flavor of cool-aid.

"Hey nigga, you been down to the Nigger Bucket before?"
"Yeah man, I love the watermelon's stuffed with fried chicken!"

by steeleedann December 20, 2008