number 1 draft pick

Usually given to the crappiest teams in the league to improve their record next year but only to find out either:

They did do good in college but suck in the professionals Ryan Leaf

Got a serious injury Greg Oden

Overrated pieces of crap who might end up in jail Michael Vick

or just plain Overrated Kwame Brown

So in reality number 1 draft picks are expensive bench players who make things worst... Unless your lucky Michael Jordan

1998 Charger fan 1: Who was our number 1 draft pick this year?

1998 Chargers fan 2: Ryan Leaf

1998 Charger fan 1: I smell super bowl!

by theend1190 February 19, 2009

Love Number

A phone number for a cell phone that has an emotional feeling or bond related to it.

Call me on my Love Number baby.

by Stirfry September 11, 2003

taking a number three

when a man shits on the toilet while having anal/vaginal intercourse with his woman

it was germaines birthday so she asked mark to take a number three, its taking a number two with your old lady, taking a number three is the true test of manhood

by queenlachiefa February 10, 2015

Number Monkey

Noun. An accountant

A number monkey is someone who is hired to do slave labor accounting or the work of a monkey. A monkey could do the work better. I should hire a smoking monkey.

by landthisplane November 1, 2015

number one gasser

The sweetest guy in the world. He'll always bring your day up no matter how sad you are.

Sean is the number one gasser.

by PotatoKing0916 February 22, 2017

Brother Number One

A self absorbed closet case who reveals his ignorance at every turn

Have you seen the definitions suggested by "Brother Number One" he is such a closet case.

by Bubba the Love Sponge April 25, 2004

Tetrahedral number

The {n}th tetrahedral number is the sum of the first n Triangular numbers. Triangular numbers are the sum of the first n integers (1, 3, 6, 10, 15, etc.), and taking the sum of the triangular numbers results in the tetrahedral numbers (1, 4, 10, 20, 35, etc.)

The fifth tetrahedral number is the sum of the first five triangular numbers. The first five triangular numbers are 1, 3=1+2, 6=1+2+3, 10=1+2+3+4, and 15=1+2+3+4+5, so the sum of these numbers is 1+3+6+10+15= 35.

by EmeraldofSeattle December 14, 2008