The toll you pay by nodding, mm-hmming, and pretending to follow an endless monologue from a talkative partner so you can withdraw some benefits later. Often paid at dinner, in the car, or while they debrief you on an entire season of a show you’ve never seen.
Sat through a 20-minute rant about her friend’s boyfriend I’ve never met. Yap tax is steep tonight, but the ROI is looking good.
by IAmThatDude March 16, 2025

The prices at Hell's Kitchen are insane. You pay such a celebrity tax just because Gordon Ramsay's name is on the sign!
by Goectsche May 19, 2023

Da tariff dat you hadda pay da town government of colonial Salem, Massachusetts to keep dem from having da local witches put a curse on you.
Perhaps if they had simply abolished da hexcise tax in Salem, Massachusetts, the witch-trials would never have happened.
by QuacksO October 4, 2019

When a sigma gigachad rizzes up and smashes a beta with a level 1,000 gyatt without ending his mewing streak.
“Yo, I just skibidi ohio fanum taxed a baddie while gooning to CaseOh!” Billy said to Johnny. “Wow! You’re such an alpha! I wish I could edge like you!” Johnny replied.
by Ohio rizzler May 3, 2024

A modification of "Snap Back to Reality" that is used as an insult or catchphrase.
(It is intended to start conversations like it's related term "So, taxes".)
(It is intended to start conversations like it's related term "So, taxes".)
by TaxPayer1 March 14, 2024

if you have skibidi toilet baby gronk sigma freddy fazbear threemarche poppy playtime mr beast lankybox fanum tax cringe gyatt bussin in ohio with fortnite poopy tiktok edgelord rizz, you need to kill yourself NOW
by nubnerd24 July 24, 2025

by myguo June 4, 2024
