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Yap tax

The toll you pay by nodding, mm-hmming, and pretending to follow an endless monologue from a talkative partner so you can withdraw some benefits later. Often paid at dinner, in the car, or while they debrief you on an entire season of a show you’ve never seen.
Sat through a 20-minute rant about her friend’s boyfriend I’ve never met. Yap tax is steep tonight, but the ROI is looking good.
by IAmThatDude March 16, 2025
mugGet the Yap taxmug.

celebrity tax

An upcharge you pay at an establishment that is run by or employs a celebrity on site.
The prices at Hell's Kitchen are insane. You pay such a celebrity tax just because Gordon Ramsay's name is on the sign!
by Goectsche May 19, 2023
mugGet the celebrity taxmug.

hexcise tax

Da tariff dat you hadda pay da town government of colonial Salem, Massachusetts to keep dem from having da local witches put a curse on you.
Perhaps if they had simply abolished da hexcise tax in Salem, Massachusetts, the witch-trials would never have happened.
by QuacksO October 4, 2019
mugGet the hexcise taxmug.

Skibidi Ohio Fanum Tax

When a sigma gigachad rizzes up and smashes a beta with a level 1,000 gyatt without ending his mewing streak.
“Yo, I just skibidi ohio fanum taxed a baddie while gooning to CaseOh!” Billy said to Johnny. “Wow! You’re such an alpha! I wish I could edge like you!” Johnny replied.
by Ohio rizzler May 3, 2024
mugGet the Skibidi Ohio Fanum Taxmug.

Tax Back to Reality

A modification of "Snap Back to Reality" that is used as an insult or catchphrase.
(It is intended to start conversations like it's related term "So, taxes".)
by TaxPayer1 March 14, 2024
mugGet the Tax Back to Realitymug.

Fanum tax

The process of 'taxing' your friends food, associated with the streamer, Fanum
He just Fanum taxed my sandwich!
by myguo June 4, 2024
mugGet the Fanum taxmug.

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