nerdgasm

A nerd's sensory overload caused by the introduction of said nerd to the latest technology or fandom.

Nerd1: Hey, did you hear about ATI's new Radeon card? It blows my b0x0rs off!
Nerd2: Oooh that sounds sexy. *nerdgasm*

by Mr. Pants May 18, 2004

nerdlurking

Anonymously browsing singles on dating websites using a free or false profile.

I'm exhausted today because I was up late nerdlurking while the wife slept.

by MaconBacon October 2, 2007

nerfu

A crazy paranoid fucker who thinks the world is going to implode and cocks will fly up everyones arseholes

Nerfu says: The Queen is George Bushes cousin, google it.

*googles it*

Sane Person: It's not true..

Nerfu: so ?

by JohnJohnJohn12 February 24, 2008

Nerdycated

A word used when something is not only complicated but also nerdy.

Nerd: I like totally changed the rendering mode to openGL!
Normal kid: Uh what?
Nerd: *Insert weird explanation here"
Normal kid: huh?
Nerd: I know its complicated
Normal kid: It's not complicated, it's NERDYCATED!

by Jumba990 March 18, 2008

Nerd Period

That time of the month when you feel particularly nerdy. Often characterized by sudden emotional outbreaks of nerdiness and demands for unreasonable amounts of certain video games or music. No nasty bodily functions involved; a possible exception of less showering may occur, however.

Person 1:
"I think I am on my nerd period.... I played Goldeneye for like 25 hours yesterday, and there aren't even 25 hours in a day. How is that even possible.. with except... maybe... holy shit... person 2! do you know what this means?! I have accidentally slipped into the Starbucks time continuum..and... and......"

Person 2:
O_o

by Chuck Deliverer August 4, 2008

Nerdinated

The act or action of being "burned" by a nerd. Being made to look foolish in front of your homies by a nerd. Usually a nerd who plays WOW or starcraft.

Billy: Dude you're such a loser go do your bio homework
Nerd: dont give me any attitude, the only lip service I want from you is when I unzip my pants.
Josh: dude, billy you just got nerdinated!

by PerkisPower March 17, 2009

Nerolism

The belief or doctrine that all Christians should be fed to lions; derived from "Nero of Rome", who indeed did feed the early Christians to hungry lions in public arena's while the Jews and Pagans of the day cheered them on.

a person who hates Christians may say, "Well I think we should just go back to Nerolism"

by gola andretti January 9, 2009