Bangkok Morning

The morning after sex, you wake up extra early when the woman is asleep. You Jack-off and slap her in the face with your meat. Then when she starts to open her eyes, you blast her in the face and scream "Bangkok Morning!"

I gave Sarah a Bangkok Morning today before I left for work, I hope she didn't mind.

by JBry November 2, 2008

what's the story morning glory?

a question asked when talking to someone with a cocaine hang-over

hey, what's the story morning glory?

by madferit March 14, 2003

the meaning of life

the meaning of life is to be born pay taxes and die. all the while living in a shit hole of the world

pay your taxes Bitch!

by jama December 23, 2004

meaning of life

Three simple truths: Enjoy, grow, unite.

Have fun evolving together.

by matt January 24, 2004

Morning Seat

use of toilet bowl for #2 in the morning

I am craving some super-spicy-makes-you-scream-on-the-MORNING-SEAT kinda food.

I feel like a King when I'm on my MORNING SEAT.

by viDesi March 13, 2009

morning chorus

Term to describe the early morning bird songs.

The campers awoke by the birds' morning chorus.

by birdie birdwatcher March 28, 2010

Morning Munch

Breakfast.

Joe: it's 7am, i am starving!
Leigh: lets get some morning munch then.

by SKdA August 11, 2010