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Pichu Main

Mains the character Pichu in Smash Bros.

If you see them in comp, they're either a noob, or you're about to get three-stocked in less than ten minutes.
Pichu Mains - they're either terrible or combo gods. There is no in-between.
by Anhilliator1 October 8, 2020
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The Maine Man

And I'm not talking about Lobo from DC. With a final KDA of 18/-1/? we have... Robert Card. *Insert conservative John Wayne vigilante delusion*

Hym "Wait... -1? Oooh... He killed himself. So... Now what? I had to sit and listen to conservatives talk about 'If I wOuLd HaVe BeEn ThErE...' and how you needed to kill him, so... Now what? You're AWFULLY quiet now that he fed himself a bullet. So... Yeah. What do you do? What happens now? You're not taking the guns. That's NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN (Stop asking) and NO if you would have been there you would NOT have killed him. He would have seen a faggot in a cowboy hat and shot you first (not a gay faggot but a YOU faggot). You woild have been wiping ice cream off your kids face and you would have died like everyone else. You're not special.
More guns isn't going to do anything. The people who want guns already have them. If MORE PEOPLE HAD THEM then you would have had 5 people pulling their guns at the same time, they turn and look in the direction of the gunshots, shoot the first person they see, it wasn't the guy because 2-20% of all casualties in combat are friendly fire. He was hospitalized. His rights were taken away because he had spoken about wanting to do a shooting. Didn't affect his ability to kill. You can't take his rights away any harder. So you can't say 'we need to take the rights of would-be killers away' you already did that. Doesn't work. I told you it doesn't work. What did you actually accomplish? You locked him in a hospital for 7 days. Took his rights away. And then tossed him back into the wild and it's like... What does that do for him? The mental health industry has failed all of you. 7 days in a room and turning him into a second-class citizen does WHAT exactly? If he had asked for help... What would he have gotten from any of you other than that? 'You need to stop playing the victim and work harder' THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU WOULD HAVE SAID! So... Now what? I'm not hearing anything from any of you. No justice. You didn't get to unleash you sadistic revenge fantasies on him. The Maine Man just kills himself after he does it. Nothing happens. No one learns anything."
by Hym Iam October 31, 2023
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Drain the main brain

Similar to drain the main vain, however as we all know, cum is stored in the brain.
Timmy: “Hey Billy, what were you doing in the toilet last night? Sounded like you were role playing a rapidly declining dragon trying to climb a jagged rock!”
Billy: “ah sorry about that, had to drain the main brain”
Timmy: “lucky bastard!”
by lonely_cowboy69 April 5, 2023
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Main character syndrome

When you think all your bullshit is so important that every one in a 100 foot radius needs to hear it.
Wow that Karen has main character syndrome she telling everyone about her doctor visit.
by Ragnarsrules March 1, 2025
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main ting

Your main girl who you can be seen in public with, but if yo side ting walks by you act like you don’t know her
Travis: “Yo are you guys dating?”
Jackson: “No vro, she just my main ting.”
by Malmberg015 May 17, 2018
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main goon

The character or pornstar that you goon to most frequently, similar to having a "main" character in a video game.
No way she is your main goon!
by ponabgulao April 21, 2025
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stalker main

From critical strike, this phrase is used to refer to the class "stalker", which is considered very annoying by the community. By using this, you emphasize that someone is a "professional loser", thus, their opinions will not matter, nor will their words.
Dont care, didnt ask, plus, you are a stalker main
by Frosted Fool December 31, 2019
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