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Maggie

An amazing person. She can always make you smile and laugh, and is unpredictable. Boy-crazy, fun, one of the best friends you'll ever have. Has beutiful hair.
Guy:"Maggie is amazing!"
by jackass2525 October 11, 2008
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armchair magician

A person who studies and discuses the arts of magic(k), treating themself as an authority on both the practical applications as well as the histories behind the techniques, with very little (usually none) actual experience in its use. This is a person who has probably read a great deal of literature written by members (or ex-members) of the Golden Dawn and/or a great deal of metaphysical theory (Chaos Magick being a common choice). Generally, these people come in one of two varieties, a: the overly accepting type, typified by the statement, "Well, it should work... in theory" and b: the overly pessemistic type, typified by the statement, "You can't do THAT!". Generally, the second type is deemed more annoying, being that they tend to have a highly negative reaction to any concept, theory, or technique that they have not already read about in a book that has been published for more than ten years. There are some, however, who find things the opposite, finding the rediculous ideas expounded by type a bordering on offensive. (a term generally used amongst Pagans, occultists, and other magic(k)-practicing people)
a: "Well, the theory is sound."
"Yes, but if every 'sound theory' actually worked, I'd have a twelve-inch cock and would fly to work every day"

b: "Well, Roger says that it won't work"
"Well, Roger is an armchair magician, and, if we listened to him, we'd all be doing lesser banishing rituals of the pentagram every time we wipe our asses."
by D351 January 30, 2007
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magikchicken

A dangerous magical chicken that comes out from its lair in the burning core of the earth once every thousand years to wreak havoc and destruction... On Runescape.
OMFG the PK! Let's team him!
No, u n00b, it's Magikchicken!!!1 RUN!!!
by magikchicken February 27, 2005
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magoo mile

n. The ultimate spectacle of sporting fortitude. It is a race consisting of 5 parts.
1)Smoke a bowl or a blunt
2)Drink a 40 oz beer
3)Run a mile
4)Eat a pint of ice cream
5)Go to a crowded place and recieve 10 personalized autographs.
First person to finish all the items in that order is the winner.
The magoo mile is the real man's sport, if you have any balls, you'll do one tomorrow.
by Mowgli and Badu November 8, 2005
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Magic Bean Salesman

The stife ass dude who sits around Hyrule tripping on magic beans that cost more everytime you buy them. He is probably the chillest dude in all of Hyrule.
Guy: Dude I just copped a fat Magic Bean from that Magic Bean Salesman. We can go plant it and pull a sword out of the ground so that seven years later we can fly around on a big leaf!
Guy 2: Are you sure that you just planted it?
by fuzzy473 September 8, 2009
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Maguc

The art of getting a pig to wear a thong . Maguc is also the reason why babies = sex, but sex does not = babies
FUCK that magucal pig is hot
by Maguc May 28, 2018
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hassle magnet

Someone or something that attracts a lots of hassle and makes everyone mad.
That Lion is a hassle magnet because it got me in a 3-hit combo and killed me.
by Brett Watson March 1, 2006
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