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menthol

Mint-flavored cigarretes.
"Why do black people like menthols so much?"

"Uh...I don't know-"

"-That's correct! Nobody knows....nobody knows..."
by Jghd erguiordf August 15, 2006
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monthsary

refer to number 2 above.

dis-etymology:

a corruption of anniversary, "anniversarius" latin for "annus" (year) + "versarius" (to go back to or revisit).

disambiguation:

1. "month" in latin is mensis. thus, it should be "mensiversary", or menses for brevity, since anybody who celebrates this thing, more likely than not, is having his/her monthly period.

2. since "month" is named after the moon (luna in spanish), then it is very safe indeed to consider that anyone who celebrates this event is a lunatic.
1. There is no such word as monthsary.
2. Girl: Honey, it's that time of the month again!

Guy: (To himself) Oh crap, just great! I just bought a couple of viagras and now this. I'm going out for a beer.

Girl: What are you talking about? It's our monthsary!

Guy: (has already ran out the door) ...
by ahmedy February 27, 2009
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That Time of the Two Months

Every two months men have a hormonal imbalances, just like women do when they are on their period and it's, "that time of the month", for them. It's main symptoms are irritablity and tiredness.
Guy 1: FUCK OFF AND LEAVE ME ALONE!!

Guy 2: What's wrong with guy 1?

Guy 3: Nothing really, it's that time of the two months for him.
by Bagginski February 24, 2010
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Monthly Bill

Often known as a women's period, coming "once" a month. Also a euphemism for men to say instead of period.
"She must have recieved her monthly bill."

"This chicks freaking ballistic, did she get her monthly bill?"
by D-Volg January 20, 2009
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monthly

It’s simplest when a girl is on her period
Boyfriend: why are you all mad all of a sudden

Girlfriend: because I’m on my monthly
by #add me on sc Lizzy.lean March 17, 2018
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Anni-Monthiversary

When you celebrate being with your significant other every month. But before completing a year together, it would just be a monthiversary.
When you celebrate your 1st Anniversary on the 15th of June, July 15th would be your 13th Anni-Monthiversary because it's 12 months + 1 month.
by Ranshan Gomez October 16, 2009
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18 months

2016~

Friend: are you excited for 18 months?
Me: yes of course!

2021~

Me: well since when was 18 months 5 years 😩
by Katiexoxo467 January 15, 2021
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