matt-rass

v. To harrass a "Matt"

I'm feeling mischevious. Let's go matt-rass

by lafrancium June 25, 2009

Matt Dee

Short. A form of Smallness.

Matt Dee

by who's pseudonym October 18, 2010

Matt Parry

Someone who makes his friend, also known as matt, tie the top strings of his jacket together. Making him look like a dick.

'He's had a Matt Parry done to him'

by Poopoostain November 26, 2010

Matt L'n

When a guy steps in and blocks another guy from a girl because he thinks he can get sum.

Brah, you're Matt L'n me right now. Not cool.

by Outtafocus October 14, 2011

matt burgher

this guy is very sexuial yet careing cute yet ugly an smart yet stupid he is the king of all asshole and needs his own award for it. also my phone batteray last longer then his relationships.

looks like we got another matt burgher

by awesomeness141 January 1, 2012

Matt Fitchner

Matt Fitchner is a name for a freeloading masterbater that eats all your snacks while watching gay gerbil porn .... A mattyfitch is a verb known as the action of jerking off to Sylvedter Stalone while crying and softly screaming the words "Frankie will kill me if i get sperm on the couch" while snapping his fingers like a fat black woman !

I think Geno was tryin to mattyfitch it . Damn you matt fitchner for doin that stuff in front of children !

by J Arroz July 25, 2012

Matt Mead

1. Buzzkill

Jim: Matt you want to go get some good puss??

Matt Mead: Nah yo, lets play xbox

Jim: You are the definition of buzzkill

by Big Dick90210 June 7, 2013