Antarctic Hot Lunch

An alternative to the hot lunch or American hot lunch, in which a well-endowed gentleman inserts his large and extremely solid penis into his partner's mouth, which is lined with clingfilm. After vigorous thrusting and sucking actions, he ejaculates powerfully through the clingfilm, and his ice-hard erection 'thaws' or 'melts' into a soft wet mess laced with plastic. The activity is said to be popular with environmentalists, mimicing the thawing of icecaps, thus having extra emotional depth.

"We were so moved by watching Blue Planet and seeing the icebergs melt, Steve insisted on giving me an Antarctic Hot Lunch in honour of it. Is was very moving actually".

by Clive_Dennis May 14, 2025

K mi lunch

K mi lunch doesn't deal with reality. Only falsehood. Everybody's trick.

K mi lunch is a catfish.

by Sashaaisha September 5, 2022

lunch it

To not do something because you were otherwise occupied procrastinating.

"I was supposed to go to the job centre today, but I lunched it."

"Got a job interview tomorrow, but reckon I'll lunch it."

by Padre_Killjoy April 18, 2016

School Lunch

"School Lunch." School is the worst and lunch is okay, but put together it's pure shit wound together by strings of raisins, boogers, and mystery meat.

Melissa had been taken into the ER because she ingested school lunch: Lunch Lady Barb's "mushroom Jello" which was gelatinous cream of mushroom soup.

by I make Definitions Bree November 30, 2021

Lunching

A girl is eating her lunch (or any meal really) and she is shitting it out while you eat the shit. If you please, you may also regurgitate the shit into her mouth and she eats it, shits it out, and the process continues.

I’m on the bulk I think I need to go “lunching” with my partner.

by Troxxerman April 30, 2024

Lunched

To stand up a person when there was a pre-ordained meeting .

To acknowledge a person and get ignored in return.

Damn! The fucker said he would come by! He never showed up!

Dude. You got lunched!

She looked right at me when I waved!

She lunched the shit out of you!

by beaujam June 20, 2020

Eat Lunch

To dominate an opponent, obstacle or challenge with ease.

Person 1 - “Damn, the homie smoked that clown!”

Person 2 - “Oh for sure, He came to eat lunch!”

by Steve Blends July 24, 2021