red lighter

term used to prevent drunk friend from hooking up with ugly guy/girl can be used openly without alerting ugly girl/guy of whats going on

dude i cant find my lighter, have you seen it? "what color is it" its my red lighter

by n1cK228 January 27, 2011

light up

illuminate

U R jealous cuz UR jacket doesn't light up

by Rapture1 August 9, 2012

Light Stalking

The act of spying, snooping and keeping track of something or someone without direct contact or revealing your obsession/psychotic tendencies.

I might have to drive by his house and do a little light stalking!

by Diet Coke 819 October 15, 2009

light scrounging tard

A light scrounging tard is the name given to a chav who goes out and buys cigarettes and yet has no idea you have to light them until they leave the shop and open the packet. They then proceed to ask random members of the public, mainly people they don't like (mostly greebo kids) for a light.

Chav: Yo man, you got a light?
Member of Public: What? You light scrounging tard, you spent about a fiver on a packet of cigarettes and yet didn't spend the 10p needed for a box of matches? Fuck Off!

by Tommy The Beer Drinker May 2, 2006

lightcap

a huge pimp who usually gets the cuddy on the down low or the reg

look at that lightcap, he always gets the pussy

by jamk June 15, 2007

lighter'd knot

A knot taken from a pine tree used as kindling for a fire. The best ones come from old pine trees that have been struck by lightning or cut down and allowed to dry out.

Skeeter, git me a lighter'd knot to start this fire.

That hogbear is chunking lighter'd knots.

by Ms31771 August 28, 2009

brown-light special

When in foreplay, a man may tittyfuck a female backward, with his posterior upon the front of her head. She then performs anulingus on him while he tittayfucks her hard.

I was messing around with this chick, and I got the BROWN-LIGHT SPECIAL!

by Jim Carter April 15, 2004