Alabama Left

To make a right turn

"Hey how do i get to the nearest beer store?"
"Go up a half mile, and hang an Alabama Left. You can't miss it."

by Christian McNamara March 11, 2008

my left nut

not the right one

Hey my left nut hurts!
You mean your right one?
No, I mean the left one!

by augris May 27, 2009

swerve left

To like the same sex. To be gay.

Guy 1: *asks anonymously on ask.fm* "What will you never do?"
Guy 2: swerve left...

by cmnxz November 3, 2013

Dad left for milk

A shitty insult, common amongst the 8 year old species of animal

Kid: You did something that i don't lile i bet ur dad left for milk
Guy: stfu

by englishbullshit June 27, 2022

shit goes left

Usually when something like an event doesn't work out, gets fucked up, and goes everywhere EXCEPT the right way.

The Walking Dead is a tv show that should be renamed "Shit Goes Left" since nothing positive can last in it.

by justanotherblackkidlol December 9, 2015

you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl

a quote from a based movie named whiplash
only based people will come upon this page.

"Are you gonna rush, or are you gonna drag, or are you gonna be on my time?!"
"I'm gonna be on your time.."
"My god, you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl"

by basedwhip February 15, 2023

Massachusetts left

At an intersection unregulated by a traffic light, making a left turn by pulling halfway out into the road to block oncoming traffic while waiting for a gap in the other lane.

So common in Massachusetts that drivers will stop and wait for a left-turner, even when they have the right of way.

- You're pretty late today.

- Yeah, I got stopped by like four people making Massachusetts lefts.

by hogosha February 23, 2011