knucklefucker

A man who masterbates

John knuclefucked himself before he went to sleep.

by Dan March 2, 2005

Fish Knuckle

A shaved camel-toe.

So Cindy shaved last night, that was the best damn fish knuckle I've ever had.

by GurrBurr August 20, 2010

knuckle washer

when a woman ejaculats on your had via the fingers

That bich was a real knuckle washer

by jacob w November 25, 2007

knuckle hugger

Slang for a tight men’s swimsuit that proudly displays a man’s genitalia without modesty. Such skimpy suits are often worn by competitive swimmers, gay men, professional body builders and European men. The name, knuckle hugger, comes from the form fitting design of the garment which “hugs” the knuckle and leaves very little to the imagination of onlookers. The connotation of the term emphasizes the brazen immodesty or humor associated with wearing a skin tight bathing suit in public.

Stacey always attends the high school swim meets with Jen. They love to ogle their classmates scantily clad in nothing but knuckle huggers.

Ted was embarrassed to walk out of the locker room wearing his knuckle huggers.

I can’t believe he is wearing those knuckle huggers! Oh wait, didn’t you say he was from Italy? I think that is normal for them.

That bathing suit is too tight! I can totally see your knuckle. It’s a real knuckle hugger.

by infiric December 16, 2008

Knuckle Cheeks

Dude in office always talking smack about his football team.

Listen here "Knuckle Cheeks" your team sucks!!

by demersgt August 16, 2011

jizz knuckles

Jizz on the knuckles. Usually happens when you decide to still squeeze one off when you don't have anything to catch your load in handy. Also a person who accidentally picks up a used condom thinking it was a ballon.

Yo, tuttle, thats not a balloon you just picked off the ground jizz knuckles!

by JD G April 2, 2008

Shit knuckle brown

when you wipe your ass and miss hitting your knuckles instead....you get shit knuckle brown

that color is shit knuckle brown!

by Tigerlily73_99 July 30, 2009