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by frabrizio April 21, 2018
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Knob-gobbled

A phrase coined shortly after the landslide victory of the Labour party in 1997. It was used at the time to describe the groundbreaking tactic of Labour MPs to acrrue vital votes from self proclaimed "lads", a vital voting block at the time.

Now, however, it's typically used to describe any fellatio that is preformed with a particular level of vigor.
Oi, mate! Did you get your Wing Wang suckled?
Aye, mate! She really gobbled my knob!

Knob-gobbled
by Gobark123 April 4, 2020
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Knob Conker

A rather unpleasant person, or someone you dislike. As offensive as dick head, without the obvious negative connotations

Often used when ones grandmother is present so as not to offend the geriatric wench.
The lads: great night out Saturday.
Rob: You didn't invite me out last week, you're a right knob conker!!
by notwillis October 6, 2012
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Knob notching

The practice of scanning the male participants of an office gathering in order to imagine, and score/rate their penis.
She secretly indulged in some Knob notching during the team meeting and decided to award her manager with the highest score of 9/10.
by KJBB February 19, 2009
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knob

1. “mate i have seen your knob”

2.”fuck u darren your a knob”
by bed sheet April 5, 2022
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Knobbing your ginger

A term describing the action of having sex with a ginger haired person.
Knobbing your ginger is often used to describe the action of have sex with a person who has red hair

"Have you knobbed Larry yet?"
by malfinc1050 December 10, 2022
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Door knob

Someone who is always having sex and everyone has a turn
Man I had sex with a proper door knob last night!
by Urbanrebel3001 February 6, 2017
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