knob wad

Ejaculate. Sperm that has exited the penis.

Guy 1: Dude, my dealer's screening my calls and I know he's holding.

Guy 2: What a lazy knob wad.

by fillymandee July 27, 2012

knobbler

the reverse equivalent of a "motorboat".

A person accepts a mans soft genitals into their mouth and vigorously shakes their head back and fourth while producing various sounds from the throat; used to prepare a man for (oral) sex.

"I just couldn't get in position so she suggested a knobbler to get the process started. Within moments I was ready for her"

by anonymous2587 November 19, 2013

knobhead mccuntface

A term for somone who is a knob, a cunt and is ugly

"Do you know Shane"
"Do you mean knobhead mccuntface

by TheBanterLamp January 21, 2017

Knobbing

To wrap ones' mouth around a door knob and to then have someone open the door. Instantly ripping your teeth out.

Will: Have you seen Melissa?
Nate: I heard she got caught knobbing, she's getting dentures fitted.
Will: Yikes!

by weedsniffer3000 January 26, 2020

Knob Gobbler

A person who likes to frequently intake male genitalia.

Lucy was such a "knob Gobbler" last night.

by Shadbob October 1, 2021

Office Knob

The co-worker that has to make a huge deal out of slightest task performed around the office, usually having nothing to do with actual work that the company does.

Mike: “I came in this morning and the water cooler leaked on the floor so I got a mop and a bucket and some paper towels and cleaned it up, then I set up cones and taped it off with caution tape.
Doug: “Jesus, how much water leaked out?
Mike: “go take a look”
Doug: “it’s like the size of a dinner plate”
Mike: “yeah, but somebody could slip on it”
Doug: “but it’s carpet…………fuckin office knob”

by Joey BeefBuicker August 3, 2010

Meat Knob

Ball sack, testicles, nuts

I love your meat knobs

by TrustFactorX June 28, 2018