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Keith

eww hees such a farm boy.
yeah what a keith
by Curleys Wife.. October 12, 2011
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The Dark Knight

A halfway decent movie that came out in 2008. It could have easily been a great movie, if it wasn't dragged out to 3 hours. So many scenes could have easily been eliminated and/or cut short.
Halfway through "The Dark Knight", I decided to take a nap to make it go faster. I woke up right before the credits, and had no regrets.
by administrator April 17, 2009
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Keith Floyd

Contravertial alcoholic, dickie-bow wearing, TV Chef/funnyman who used his outdoor cookery programme as a weak pretext to travel the world, patronise and insult the local tribesmen, take advantage of local hospitality and get totally shitted on the local 'tipple' whilst simultaneously attempting to cook (and often fail spectacularly) their regional speciality dish. Sadly now deceased after years of alcohol abuse ravaged his slowly pickled body into submission.
Can we watch 'Keith Floyd around the Med' at 9pm tonight, apparently he's in Tunisia this time and apart from cooking lamb tagine with apricots he's going to be getting ripped to the tits on their local brew and taking the piss out of some local goatherders?
by chesterpest January 17, 2010
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Knight stick

When a black guy uses his hard cock on a female/females smacking them across their face with it turning them or her on in the process straight dominating you with it cause she's been acting up or talking shit
This bitch is trippin looks like she needs the knight stick
by Savy my nigga September 17, 2018
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Keith

The type of guy to hit on all the girls, taken or not, even though he has a girlfriend already, and usually gets away with it
Dude that guy is such a fuckin Keith
by SeñorFungus February 27, 2019
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Keith Out

To make a considerable mess or leave an area very untidy. This typically includes food.
Bloody hell, look what he’s done there. He’s had a right keith out.
by Yorkshire Dale October 6, 2019
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kenitha

a bitch with a fat ass that likes to play roblox and hangs out w the girls n the gays
ayo there that thicc bih kenitha
by bardibitchhh August 19, 2020
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