jordan

to take things too far

"Stop pulling a Jordan"

by Jeffrey Kerr February 14, 2009

Michael Jordan

A bad-ass player who wants to win.

Any player that can play at his level.

by Saints September 14, 2003

michael jordan

A 23" chrome rim that goes on cars.

Is it the big truck sittin' up on Mike Jordans
thats 23's! with the big ole owl, dual heads roaring

-Field Mob, HATERS

by Lil Jon April 29, 2004

jordan

the techinical name for a complete idiot, who dumps his girlfriend for the smallest of reason, then makes her feel bad about it for almost a year afterwards, whilst claiming he can then get any girl he can in front of forementioned ex.

also, it can be used to refer to penis size (below five inches).

god that guy dumped her for no reason
he is such a complete jordan.

god his jordan is tiny!

by vince1234 January 11, 2009

Jordan

A bad bitch

Damn that kid was being a jordan last night!

by k.k.g May 21, 2011

Jordan

GAY, thats it no more nothing else

jordan is a HOMO, there is no more examples

by rasta binladen October 1, 2007

Jordan

A half beast half troll that never relies on facts or probability to succeed in his ventures. His only guiding sense is his glowing beard that lights up when he's about to do something correct, just in case. He also has the ability to make a good pizza and vanish from thin air in the midst of his mortal enemy LAPD.

Who took all the lightbulbs out of the sockets?

Its was Jordan, he's building a fire.

by dragonking December 26, 2012