Gum job

When a toothless hag fellates you pleasuring your member with her gums

That toothless old slapper sucks like a champ, she gave me the best Gum job ever last night for a pack of cuppa soup

by Colonel Hassle July 27, 2019

looking for a job

When someone smokes the cannabis all day, drinks beer and gorges themselves on sweets. This is primarily done when one has a wife, girlfriends, friends or roommate. He then lies to them and says he was "looking for a job."

Roommate: Didn't you do anything today?

Stoner: I was looking for a job.

Roommate: So, are you saying you smoked all my weed and drank all my beer again?

Stoner: (after a few moments of thinking it over) What did you say?

Roommate: Did you drink all my beer and smoke all my weed today...while I was at work?

Stoner: (giggles) Maybe I also ate all of your Cap'n'Crunch with Crunch Berries too.

by [e-mail] August 9, 2008

Rambo duck job

You take a rubber duck put it on your dick and anal a girl no hands while watching Rambo

-"Yo i gave that slut a Rambo duck job at the movie theater last night"

by throneroommaster445 March 10, 2010

Pomeranian Rim Job

When you're banging a girl and all of a sudden you feel asshole being played with, but realize it's not her. When you gain the courage to look back after enjoying it for a moment or two, you find her over excited Pomeranian licking your balloon knot.

Lastnight I was fucking this girl that I met online and in midstroke I was delighted by her dog who was a real pro at my favorite brush with beastialty the Pomeranian Rim Job.

by Reverse Cowboy March 8, 2011

Rotating Hamster Job

A procedure designed to administer oral sex while having the penis rotate in one's mouth. This is done by tying the target to a giant hamster wheel with each limb distributed around the wheel. The one administering the RHJ will then rotate the hamster wheel by running inside of it while performing oral sex on the target.

I'm still dizzy from that Rotating Hamster Job.

by C.O.M.P.'s 2008 January 30, 2008

wank job

Slightly classier cousin of the hand job.

The countess provided me with a glorious wank job

by Callum Mako April 10, 2004

boob job

When you insert your cock inside the crevece formed by two breasts, preferably large ones, and the owner of the breasts takes the two breasts and moves them up and down your cock until you splooge all over her face.

Your mom gave me the best BOOB JOB last night.

by Your mother. December 15, 2003