jizz sprinklets

when one ejaculates in numerous small bursts all over another person, typically their face or chest.

"Dude, I totally sprayed the jizz sprinklets all over her face last night."

by dbdevils32 January 16, 2014

Jizzatron

The act of jizzing so much that it seem to be like a robot made to jizz.

My husband was a Jizzatron last night. It was great.

by juicytangerine6969 June 29, 2014

Jizz Guards

Glasses worn by a lady to stop jizz getting in her eyes when she gets a facial.

"Did you cum on her face?"
"Yes, but she had her jizz guards on so she won't go blind."

When a pretty lady walks past.

"Look at the jizz guards on her"

by Rickaaaay September 21, 2014

jizz latte

When you cum in a girl and you keep fucking her and you beat your jizz to a foamy frothy mess

I left your mom with a hot jizz latte this morning

by gjac March 11, 2015

Jizz cream

The shit that comes out of your dick when you jizz.

If you rub me the right way I'll shoot jizz cream.

by mdotpreis March 27, 2015

Jizz mopper

Those poor slobs who are paid to clean up cum when you leave a porn movieor live girl show

my paycheck is so small,damn jizz moppers make more than I do!

by stud-nugget September 22, 2015

jizzard wand

The wand held by a Jizzard at all times, especially while watching hentai or browsing furry pics

Darker Jizzard: My jizzard wand holds the dreams of my people, thus, the dreams of my people are in my hands.

by Sand Acres July 16, 2016