idiot mark

When the rifle scope hits your nose or eye and leaves the idiot mark FOREVER

when you're first learning to use a gun, so you hold it wrong and break your own nose from holding it wrong. the idiot mark is the dent in your face from the gun hitting it

by slingshotmeow May 19, 2018

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Idiotic people

Everybody is an idiotic person including the writer of this.

idiotic people: I AM AN IDIOITIC PERSON!!!

by Namedefinitionteller May 4, 2021

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Beautiful Idiot

When your spouse is normally a well spoken person, but says some astronomically dumb shit AND tries to argue their point when you clearly have all the information.

Wife: so Hawaii is where WW2 starts?
Me: yeah.
Wife: ok. After that was the Korean War then Vietnam?
Me: yep.
Wife: the Vietnam war was in China?
Me: the Vietnam war was where?!
Wife: the Vietnam war was in Japan?
Me: the Vietnam war was where?!
Wife: the Vietnam war was in....
Me: uh-uhh.....take your time.
Wife: Vietnam.
Me: there it is, by beautiful idiot.

by TravWilly August 1, 2020

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Bi-idiot

Someone who voted for Biden, typically believes that Biden is anti-racist despite all evidence pointing otherwise. Really only voted for Biden because "orange man bad". At most only knows 1 of Biden's policies.

Them: "I don't care if Joe made history for having the most executive orders in his first week. And I don't care that thousands and thousands of people lost their jobs because of him! Orange man bad! Dictator good!"

Any rational person: "You are just a Bi-idiot."

by Nevervoteblue February 19, 2021

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