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boat hooker

A female who bums free rides and beer, by means of whorish antics which include showing titties, on wakeboarding boats leased by men in their mid-20's who are inflated with steroid-enhanced muscles and wear their flat-brimmed hats backwards and have sweet barbed wire tattoos on their biceps.
Damn, that poor guy went broke buying his boat just to pick up those slutbag boat hookers on the weekends.
by Robots January 1, 2008
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Hook up

The thing you do or want to do with that cute friend your sister has over allot that's a year younger than you, or maybe it's the freshman that sits across from you on the bus and you feel her eyes on your ass or maybe she's your bosses new secretary...you know who I'm talking about... the tan one with the nice ass that sits there and plays with her hair in a seductive manner and looks at you 1/2 second longer than anyone else, quiet, mysterious, and seductive probably thinking of some dirty things. When no ones around you draw blanks on what to say and you play the "let's not get caught looking at each other" game. You both want to have ridiculously rough sex in a very kinky way but don't for some obvious reasons.
Dean: who do you like Tim?
Tim: idk but there's this girl in my study hall that I want to Hook up with. I can feel her seductive eyes on me.
Dean: your weird sometimes man....
Tim: nah she wants my cock brah
by CTU_FieldAgent200 November 2, 2010
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pirate hooker

a pirate hooker is a girl that moves from ass to ass, therefore making her a hooker. shes just looking for fresh booty
Stacy Vann is such a Pirate Hooker!
by Andrew May 13, 2005
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rusty fish hook

when your having sex doggie style and you stick your finger in her ass and reach around n grab her by the cheek and pull
oh baby oh baby mmmm yes n the ass thats right, "god shut the fuck up" what r u doing?? "open up" thats right bitch eat shit n shut up take that rusty fish hook
by gunn420469 June 17, 2010
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Hookah

A water pipe used for "smoking" shisha. Comes in various sizes, and is believed to originate in Turkey. A great party item and for those wishing to chill out.
It's debatable if it's as harmful as cigarettes.
If a health nut/vegetarian who lives off tofu and kale eats peanut butter, it probably won't be that great for them. But for a fat guy who lives off McDonald's and junk food, peanut butter is a better choice. Same basic principal.
90 year old Arabians who have smoked Hookah their whole lives are still just as healthy.
by maxamooray March 9, 2014
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Sandy hook

The elementary school that got shot up by an autistic fag
friend: do you know about sandy hook?
Me: yep
by girly1975 September 2, 2018
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hook-up

"Intentionally Ambiguous" - literally
Phrase is intentionally misused when talking about the relationship between two people.
by JMCI July 6, 2005
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