grape

A person of little intelligence; perhaps their brain is the size of a "grape"; computer illiterate; one who spelling is very atrocious (example: payed instead of paid); usually a brunette girl.

"This girl is such a grape."

You will have a hard time talking to a grape. Its also very time consuming. Grapes are also easily identified.

by Mrs. Downsong January 20, 2011

Grape

(v.) - an act of revenge where by a grape is placed under the bare heel of somebody's foot when they stand on their toes, so that when their weight is transferred back to their heels, the grape is crushed. A sticky form of revenge which requires great patience, but reaps great vengeance.

I'm going to grape you for destroying my home planet, and then ye shall know my vengance!

by Makkivelli November 16, 2011

Grape

A term used when somebody gains access to your Google+ account, usually without your knowledge and adds an often amusing/rumour spreading/thought provoking update to your status for the world to see.

Grape; Graping; Graped

Hey, did you see on Google+ the other day, Sam is a Ladies man. "Yeah i heard about that, He got Graped."

Dude, that was one hell of a Grape the other day.

by sc393976 July 12, 2011

Pet Grape

another word for haemmeroids, or piles.

Somebody who regularly refers to their unfortunate ailment as their "pet grape" and rather perennial, and they feel somewhat attached to it

Oh dear, I think my pet grape has popped out.

by Buzzy January 25, 2007

grape

The flavor that gay people tend to like as opposed to other flavors.

Wow this guy is working that grape popsicle. Theres a pretty good chance he may be gay.

by braxx October 18, 2008

grapenut

one of the top q3 ra3 players on the eastcoast of USA.

grapenut railed fiji

by Anonymous July 10, 2003

grapewine

1) a substance that is formulated and chunkopolisicesitoliophroprosisct through the hard work of grapevines... otherwise known as booze.

1)Johnny, go drink your grapewine!
But I like booze.

2)Your mom.

by Jane Foster November 18, 2006