guido

A male who thinks they are italian living in america whose italian roots died out generations ago but still embarrising the italian community. He lives primarely in New York or New Jersey, see shit hole. He drives a honda civic with a flowmaster exhaust while also spending hours on his hair. He is a bad driver because he is talking to dumb blondes who think he is sexy on his expensive cell phone that his mommy bought him while not watching the road. He is also a metro sexual.

The Gottis are an example of guidos.

by alex clobes January 10, 2006

Guido

gotti wannabes, that have hair as tall as their dick wear clothes tighter than there bitches' and adapt the customs of an umpa lumpa in order to succeed in having orange skin.

I went to bring my girlfriend to the tanning salon, and that guido Giovanni came out orange as fuck!

by april may june September 5, 2006

GUIDO

A disgusting sweaty italian man who has no respect for women, dresses like a piece of shit in velour suits and gold chain with greasy hair and a bad attitude. These scums reside in south jersey , some in new york. They have a stupid cheesy accent to go along with their shitty style. Sometimes they wear 80s shirts or tank tops and a pair of baggy pants and sometims they wear armani knock off. Depends if they are at club , beach , etc. STay well away from them or at least try to cause they have no respect for women or dudes they with. They are rude , ignorant, foul mouth punks who need a good ass whippin. Greasebags.

Joey Buttafuco is a greasy guido
The dude you see at the beach with a fake gold chain on and a tank top or wife beater, hes the one makin stupid faces and tryin to act tough or macho and likes hes hot shit when hes really nothin- just a worthless greasebag guido.

by guido hater/ damn italians February 26, 2005

Guilty Turd

Using the toilet at a private residence during a party, function or gathering in which the smell will induce guilt and/or remorse in the creator out of fear that other guests may notice.

We rushed out of the house so quickly I didn't have time to use the restroom. I guess I'll just have to drop a guilty turd when we get the Gleeson's dinner party.

by UnclePapi March 23, 2007

Guid piece of ass

A guido who has a really fat ass. Used as an insult.

Sandra said, "Joe's guid piece of ass shut down mcdonalds!"

by Howyabeendoin May 6, 2010

Guido

SEE: Douchebag.

Guido:
Any of the cast members on "Jersey Shore".

by blacjac November 26, 2010

Guilderland

the worst hometown. Everyone does drugs and everyone thinks they’re better than everyone else. We have nothing but the Country’s biggest Walmart and crossgates mall. Everyone is so cocky it’s not even funny. The school district doesn’t do shit about bully’s but if you swear you get in trouble. I want to move

“Yeah I live in guilderland,it sucks”

by gabs.elaine January 8, 2019