Sayings or statements that make an individual appear extremely wise when in actuality, their words are stolen from someone else and can be found by performing a simple Google search.
1) Bert: "I'm kinda nevous about the company holiday party...what am I even going to talk about?"
Ernie: "You'll be fine, just make small talk and throw in a little Google Wisdom to impress them."
2) Dick: "Whenever Kenny gets high, he starts havin these deep ass conversations! You should hear him, he's crazy smart yo!!!"
Mike: "It's all Google Wisdom, fool! Kenny don't know shit!!!"
Ernie: "You'll be fine, just make small talk and throw in a little Google Wisdom to impress them."
2) Dick: "Whenever Kenny gets high, he starts havin these deep ass conversations! You should hear him, he's crazy smart yo!!!"
Mike: "It's all Google Wisdom, fool! Kenny don't know shit!!!"
by PKeternal October 1, 2009
Get the Google Wisdommug. When you Google something because a friend is wrong about something retarded. You know they're an idiot, but you look it up anyway just to please their stupid little heart.
I'm not looking this up because I don't know, I'm doing it because I FEEL BAD for you. This is purely a sympathy google.
by Luuuuuuuke November 19, 2011
Get the Sympathy Googlemug. Something that’s supposed to be used to translate text between languages but then screws everything up.
Person one: what’s google translate?
Person two: something that screws everything up?
Person one: so it’s like me?
Person two: something that screws everything up?
Person one: so it’s like me?
by bored person on urban dictiona September 26, 2020
Get the Google translatemug. The action of using the "ok google" feature instead of typing manually because you are a lazy ass clown.
by ShamelessGrace September 6, 2016
Get the Mouth Googlemug. When someone stays in the closet, despite his gay tendencies, and stays at home googling gay porn all day
by Shump February 1, 2014
Get the Google Gaymug. The act of forwarding, supporting, or otherwise encouraging the spread of information on social media without even the most cursory of internet searches to check the validity of the information.
Did you hear that Liam Neeson is actually 400 years old and was originally elected to be our first president but George Washington sabotaged the results?
Dude, what?
Yeah, I saw it on the internet so it's probably true.
Stop committing Google Crimes and look things up before you post.
Dude, what?
Yeah, I saw it on the internet so it's probably true.
Stop committing Google Crimes and look things up before you post.
by Sooook it! June 5, 2015
Get the Google Crimemug. "According to Google" (A2G in txt speech) is what you say when you have used Google to look up the answer to a question someone asks you, or a statement they made that you believe to be false.
1: What is the weather in Cincinnati today?
49 degrees and overcast, According to Google
2: Kristina: 5 km is 3.2 miles
Mike: Actually 5 km is 3.10685596 miles A2G.
49 degrees and overcast, According to Google
2: Kristina: 5 km is 3.2 miles
Mike: Actually 5 km is 3.10685596 miles A2G.
by valleymd September 23, 2012
Get the According to Googlemug.