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love at first sight

1. Complete and utter bullshit. Often used by 2 people who have been together for an extensive period of time to describe the day they first met.

2. A male euphemism for "Nice *insert female body part here*"
" ... and when I turned around, I saw Mike standing there. When our eyes met, it was love at first sight. I knew from that moment he was gonna be the man I married."
by Insanity September 21, 2005
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Dick-first

The state of being care-free; being sexually agressive; a variation of going into a situation head-first

Origin: The South Side of Chicago neighborhood Mount Greenwod
"Hell yeah dude, we're goin' into that party dick-first!"
by Dave Losso December 5, 2007
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True fuck at first sight

Exactly what "True love at first sight" is but to a lusty extent. Without all the feelings of love but lust.
Dude, whenever I saw her and looked her in the eyes for the first time... It was like true fuck at first sight.
by chillinbrah July 31, 2011
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Love at first Text

With today's technology, say one of your friends gives you a girls number and you start texting her. You end up talking to her all day and you feel like you actually love her because of who you think you know. This kind of love may or in most cases will not work out.
Guy: Holy crap dude this girl is like so freaking amazing i feel like i'm in love!
Friend (M/F): Dude that's awesome where did you meet her?
Guy:uhhhhhh i never actually "met" her but we like texted all day today!!
Friend:......WOW!! So instead of love at first sight it was love at first text?
by Alex Bogart March 8, 2009
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Pouring cereal first

This is the true way to eat cereal, if you put milk first you are a failure to human kind. The only acceptable way to eat cereal is putting the cereal first! Do not let Asian men tell you other wise *ehem* *cough cough* JUNGKOOK *cough*

You are beneath me and everyone else who pours cereal first.
Jungkook: *pours milk first*
Cereal Gods: *oblivorates him and sends him to eternal damnation* The only way to eat cereal is by pouring cereal first. What a disgrace. Do it the correct way peasent.
Jungkook: *crying while putting cereal first in hell*
by YourAncestorsIncestors May 17, 2018
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strong first post

When someone completely new to the boards at Bodybuilding.com comes in and either says something totally idiotic, asks a question about illegal steroids or just makes a foolish statement in general, an experienced poster will then say, "Strong first post."
Noob: Hay, guise! I'm wondering what PCT I should take for my first cycle. I am 18 years old, 150 lbs."

Experienced Poster: Strong first post, noob. GTFO."

Noob: "You don't have to be all mean, I just wanted to get some answers without doing any research. Gosh..."
by strong postin bish January 14, 2010
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Sofia the first

A show about A girl in the village doing alright then she became a princess overnight, now she has to figure out how to do it right. There’s so much too learn and see up in the castle with her new family. A whole enchanted world is waiting for her she’s so excited to be Sofia the first.
Person 1- omg have you watched Sofia the first

Person 2- obviously
by thiccy~piggy October 22, 2020
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