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Is that what you want? You want me to tell you the you won? It's too late. The battered women of America already won. No matter how hard I tried, I NEVER WOULD HAVE BEAT THEM! HA!

Hym "It's already too late to win. I already told you the battered women already won. Speaking of the weaponized schizophrenia. Why did it go UP dramatically during Covid? Did you... I don't know, maybe, start doing it to a bunch of people and they got violent and started beating their wives did they? Because that would make it look like you're telling yourselves 'It's not my fault! It's HYM! It's not that he's clearly right about the effects of the weaponized schizophrenia.' Which is what you are also trying to accuse me of doing it. I'm not fucking BLAMING you for things. You suck and are garbage entirely independently of who's to blame."

by Hym Iam December 3, 2025

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Bi-winning

A state of being achieved only after snorting inhuman amounts of cocaine (also known as "banging seven gram rocks"), starring in a gut-churningly horrible television show for several years, and then completely losing your mind because it "fires in a way that is not from this particular terrestrial realm".

Side effects include erratic behaviour and having tiger's blood.

Interviewer: Some are saying that you're bi-polar.

Bi-Winner: Wow, what does that mean?

(awkward pause)

Interviewer: I guess that you're on two ends of the spectrum.

Bi-Winner: Wow, and then what? What's the cure? Medicine? Make me like them? Not gonna happen. I'm bi-winning; I win here, I win there, now what?

by MartinSheen March 22, 2011

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