fecal smear

A new type of sex act where one takes his cock after anal and smears a smily face on the recipients ass cheeks

Yo i gave nicole such a fecal smear last night, that girl needs to lay off the taco bell for awhile. There was such much shit i could have made a shit rainbow on her back

by Insert Name Here March 13, 2015

Feck

Another word for fuck just less rude

Omg adjoa, feck you

by Rachetthoe1011 October 23, 2015

Fecalogic

Someone whose thought process is full of shit.

My ex-wife suffers from a bad case of fecalogic.

by GP5K November 3, 2015

fecal fun fest

A festival at burning man in which people celebrate the worlds greatest shits.

Jim: Hey Ted are you going to the fecal fun fest
Ted: No
Jim: Fuck Off!

by FecalFun12345 November 18, 2015

fecal paralysis

Having to poop so hard you can't move.

A common occurrence of Prairie dogging it,goes hand in hand with fecal paralysis.

by Dan Jon August 16, 2016

Fecal delusion

Believing that anything that exits their body through their anus does not have odor.

Brad's fecal delusions after eating fast food tacos got him thrown out of the car pool.

by B. Fashizz June 3, 2016

fecacardia

shit-heart; when one's heart is full of shit

You're so full of shit, you have fecacardia.

by jennybutt May 26, 2016