Variable Interest Entity

Used to refer to a member of the opposite sex with whom you are sexually involved with, but you don't want the general population to know about him/her because you aren't exclusive with this individual. Also commonly referred to as a V.I.E. Typically used when the certain individual is too stupid to realize they are just being used for sex.

John: "Why didn't you bring Lauren to the office Christmas party?"

Ben: "Because she is the my V.I.E. Shhhh...before someone hears you! I am trying get with the new girl tonight."

John: "Your what?"

Ben: "Variable interest entity; we have sex occasionally but we aren't exclusive. Nor is she marriage material."

by nosemaj October 26, 2008

Entheos

Early worshippers of Dionysos reenacted this gruesome scene by whipping themselves into a frenzy and tearing a live bull to pieces with their hands and teeth. These grisly rites, accompanied by loud music and the crashing of cymbals, were intended to propel the revelers into a state of ecstasy, a word literally meaning 'outside the body' to the Greeks. Through this ecstasy, the cultists hoped to transcend their earthly bonds and allow the soul a temporary liberation from the body. Only in this way could the soul achieve a condition of enthousiasmos, meaning 'inside the god,' which the worshipers believed was a taste of what they might one day enjoy in eternity.

Entheos are an Irish band who take their name form the definition above.

by boddahdidit July 7, 2010

surreal entertainment member

An absolute snowflake person, literally a person or discord moderator who cannot seem to take a joke as a joke and not literal, these types of people are like kpop stans but 10 times worse.

Person 1: Hey, use my pronouns properly homophobic asshole!

Person 2: Bro, don't be such a surreal entertainment member.

by shnnrrkycalories November 25, 2020

quantum entanglement

Those moments / times when someone and you have the "connections" "awareness" simultaneously, although separated by great distance. Like string theory, it is "felt" but not necessarily visible.

Alan and Sharon experienced quantum entanglement when both phoned each other at the exact same time, hearing no ringing, but voices connected and both began speaking with each other about the Kleinbottles they had discussed several weeks ago.

by Empresseffie January 28, 2013

serial entrepreneur

Serial entrepreneur is synonymous with scammer and fraud. Most people who refer to themselves as "serial entrepreneurs" have in reality had a long career in pulling scams and frauds, usually on the internet, and usually involving various activities spread out around multiple aliases, fake identities and shell company structures. Usually involves spam, scams, fake dating sites, fake porn sites, banging credit cards with unauthorized charges, malware, spyware, adware, ransomware and other nefarious scams. When someone tells you they are a "serial entrepreneur", you should tightly clutch your wallet and run away as fast as you can.

"Hi, I'm a serial entrepreneur and angel investor", said Dave to his family asking where he gets all his money, even though Dave is really a spammer, scammer, credit-card-banging, serial fraudster operating under a dozen fake identities with no connections to any legitimate companies.

by Mr Lannister October 30, 2019

Enterprise Rent-A-Car

Enterprise Rent-A-Car = bad customer service and shitty salespeople. Each branch is usually ran by some washed out frat boy that had a 0.5 GPA in college.

"Damn, I just wrecked my Jetta in that stupid snowstorm."
"Sucks for you cause now you got to rent a car from Enterprise Rent-A-Car."
"Fuck, shit, piss, damn, bitch!!!!!"

by mwood23 March 11, 2010

Entertainment Tonight

The combination of hole cards in Texas hold'em Poker including a King and an Eight.

When the flop came King-King-Eight, i went all in because i was holding Entertainment Tonight.

by Rowdy Butthole October 28, 2008