Eat Breakfast 

Code word for masturbation.

You: Hey teacher did you eat breakfast today?
Teacher: Why yes I did and it was quite delectable!
You: Lul

Eat Breakfast by Charles Lulson May 8, 2008

eat more rhinestones 

One of the worst and most offensive things you can EVER say to a person, especially to women.

"Melissa, eat more rhinestones!"
"You bastard! I can't believe you said that to me!"
*runs off crying*

eat more rhinestones by The English Muffin September 20, 2011

Eat the Cheese 

To get so drunk that you resort to eating vacuum-sealed, non-labeled cheese products on a bet, during a drinking game, or just to sicken spectators.

Dirty Morrison woke up the next morning with a screaming hangover. Reflecting on the evening, he asked his pals, "Did I eat the cheese?"

Eat the Cheese by Dr. Davidoff Vilson July 23, 2008

eat sack 

"eat sack" is a bastardization of "suck on my chocolate salty balls" which is a bastardization of "lick my balls bizatch" which is a bastardization of "give me oral sex, you african american whore."

Wh0re: hey nigga
Pimp: eat sack
Wh0re: fo'shizzle mai nizzle

eat sack by EnD3R February 14, 2003

eat branch 

Another way of saying "blow job" or "giving head" or "suck dick" to give felatio.

I'm hanging out with this wicked pig tonight, She BETTER fuckin' eat branch.

eat branch by Bob September 16, 2005

eat dope

To clearly misuse marijuana-related slang to convey the act of smoking marijuana.

I'm going to pack this joint, then let's go eat dope.

eat dope by MisterRipper December 19, 2005

Eat a Daniel

A sexual term meaning to eat a males body part...same can apply to any males first name.

Jordin will eat a Daniel

Eat a Daniel by S.Carp June 30, 2008