Ephebophilia

A condition in which an individual is perfectly healthy. It means you are attracted to girls and boys who have gone through puberty.

In other words you are attracted to other humans of breeding age.

Usually refers to teens.

Bill:Hey Tom aren't those 17 year old cheerleaders hot?

Tom: Sure thing. I wouldn't want to actively pursue a relationship with her due to the discrepancy in our ages, but yea. They've go huge tits too.

Bill: You know that makes you an Ephebophobe right? One who suffers from Ephebophilia.

Tom:She's got c-cups Bill, my 30 year old wife has smaller tits than her.

by Jerremy A March 3, 2009

Epic Gamer Moment

When you fuck up so badly god takes a shit on your head

Jacob: I just had an Epic Gamer Moment
Jason: Damn That's Giving Me A Boner

by Game Moenbts June 22, 2019

ep3

A 7th gen civic hatchback 2002-2005

hey i say that ep3 on ephatch.com

by Pinoy Ep3 December 16, 2004

Epic

(adjective) Awesome, kickass, or otherwise positive. Can be used to refer to anything but is usually referring to a particular event or action. The most common usages are "epic win" or "epic failure," and some prefer to type it in all caps. Occasionally people use the phrase "Epic ___" as a stand-alone sentence or phrase, always following a story about something considered Epic.

Example 1: "He's a blackbelt in karate, so when this asshole came up to him, he totally kicked the dude's ass. You should have been there, it was fucking Epic."

Example 2: "I'm a blackbelt in karate, so this asshole came up to me and I kicked his ass. Epic fucking win."

Example 3: "That asshole from down the street got his ass kicked today."
"Really?"
"Yeah."
"EPIC WIN!"

by A. Webb October 17, 2007

epiphony

Variation on "epiphany." A sudden manifestation of the essence or meaning of something as a result of listening to a particular song. Often, the more obsure the lyrics or music is, the deeper the resulting epiphonistic experience.

"Dude, I had a total epiphony about my relationship with Riama after listening to that Radiohead song."

**alternatively**

"The Broun Fellini's show was a really amazing epiphonistic experience. I'm a changed person after hearing Black Edgar on the saxophone."

by motogirlsf January 30, 2005

delta phi epsilon

a group of fun, smart, hilarious and beautiful ladies. a very diverse and down to earth sorority. not your typical sorority girls.

Delta Phi Epsilon is the best sorority around.

by Anonymous23456789 May 6, 2006

Epicness

Another form of the word epic to describe a monumental event. To the extreme.

New Year's Eve will be drunken epicness!

by Megnificant December 27, 2010