Massimo English

A formal noun for a male with abnormally extruded nipples and an insatiable tendency to masturbate in the presence of others. "Massimo English"'s are known for their abnormally girthy micropenis (chode).However, Massmo English's are also known for being incredibly handsome and drawing the attention of muscular women.

That stud is definitely a MASSIMO ENGLISH

Massimo English by maxenglish'schode September 7, 2022

Canadian English 

American English written using British spelling and including some token franglais.

Is Canadian English closer to British or American? No. And oui.

Canadian English by enridr November 15, 2022

OG English Gang 

Only the elite interlects... Plus Ryan obviously. No man will ever fall over as much as Rory, no man will ever be as disappointing as Ryan and no woman will ever make such a mistake that Amber has not already made worse of. At this point, it's kinda dying but the lasting memory needs to be kept, for Batty's sake at a bare minimum. Liv will never be missed, but our memes will never be outperformed... Our legacy lives on forever! Also, we have Ellie, bc why not?!

Damn, I miss OG English Gang with Miss Armes... Those were the days!!

OG English Gang by OGEnglish November 22, 2022

Honors English 9

A living fucking hell with lots of homework that will get you no where in life. Endless amounts of sleepless nights.

Why the fuck did I take Honors English 9?

Honors English 9 by user00000000000000000000000001 February 13, 2023

Oral English 

Oral English is the spoken version of English language. It is the representation of English words with speech sounds.

I teach Oral English in Yale Academy

Oral English by Dayo🎙️ March 15, 2023

Massimo English

A predator

DANGER: THERE IS A MASSIMO ENGLISH IN YOUR AREA!

Massimo English by Sophs cat May 2, 2023

the english goodbye 

Used by Europeans, especially from central & eastern Europe, to describe a passive aggressive person who wants to say "no" to a proposition but is either too embarrassed or feeble to come right out with it, so drags things out until you get bored and/or get the message. Based on the alleged characteristic of the English who drift away from parties without really saying "goodbye"

Vlad: these guys have been negotiating for weeks but they never get to a decision
Boris: give up - their giving you the english goodbye, mate

the english goodbye by EMFan August 22, 2023