Dog is God

Dog is god. No Denying it

YeetFucker69:Yo I am a god

Guy with dog: No dog is god

Dog: you are not a god. I am

by Dog_is_God March 1, 2021

Dog In The Bathtub

While thrusting your girl from behinds, you have to put your junk in her keister. A difficult task, much like putting a dog in the bathtub.

Julio: Yo ese, me and Maria where playing the no pants dance yesterday and I tried putting my Dog In The Bathtub. I think I'm love yo.

Eduardo;: You got problems Holmes,

by Joseandmariaforeveryo December 25, 2022

Dog's bollocks

UK slang meaning "the best".

If something "takes a lot of licking", it is the best. Dogs are always licking their bollocks, therefore "dog's bollocks" take a lot of licking. So "The dog's bollocks" is the best.

My new mobile phone has MP3, MP4, 6 megapixel camera, bluetooth and WAP. It's the dog's bollocks.

by Buggle December 30, 2007

Dog Ballin'

Doing something merely because you can, not because you are qualified. Comes from the joke, "Why does a dog lick his balls? Because he can."

A famous actor who starts a band, but isn't very good, but keeps going and gets gigs, etc, is dog ballin. "Joe Blow isn't very good - he's just up there dog ballin'."

by David Evan June 7, 2007

dog fighting

the act of pitting two dogs against each other in a desperate struggle for retard fueled dominance

person 1: yo did you see that dog fighting

Person 2: ya man i heard that was michael vicks pit

by yayerrr June 2, 2010

Dog-Shaped

To get extremely drunk or high, the result being utterly random and stupid (yet highly enjoyable) behaviour.

Chris: What you get up to at the weekend?

The Other Chris: Oh man we got totally dog-shaped. I still can't find my left shoe and I don't know where that hat-stand came from.

by The Meme February 6, 2009

dog swamp

a place (usually a party/gala/event) that is lame ass. there are usually a small amount of girls at said place and any girls that are there are coyote fucking ugly.

Ted: "Dude, how was that party last Friday?"

Bill: "That shit was a fuggin dog swamp! all the liquor in the world couldn't help those bitches"

by Tacodon December 31, 2008