David

There are two types of David’s, charming and the guy you want to be with, and the one who pretends to be the first guy but may have a serious addiction to drugs or alcohol.

Scenario 1:

Guy: Hey David how you doin’?

David: “Swell, just took the family out to the Grand Canyon!”
David: “How about you, y’all doin’ alright?

Scenario 2:

Wife: “Love you hun have a good day!”
David: “I love you too babe!”

David: Pretend to go to work but actually go and by some snuff

by JDZav July 8, 2023

David

a david is a person who likes to sniff the male’s ballsacks. a david is a person who sniffs so hard that he can take all of the earth’s oxygen.

did you hear that we have a david in our class?

by dracula100 May 20, 2023

David

To the girl he's with he's known as Daddy but to his friends the old davester Dave guy Dave brougham Dave bud in all the Davidlicious things you can think of he is a friend who is always there and an OCD cleaner you may get pulled over with cops asking where the catalytic converters but don't be afraid the cops will let you go and you can live on with your life anyways all in all David mazar's is thw shiz it

Big dick daddy from Cincinnati that's super David of you to even try to be as David as he is

by Stupidspic June 15, 2023

David

the man with the biggest dick in his land, his penis is very large

Girl 1:"oh my god,is that BBD(BIG DICK DAVID)?"
Girl 2:"it must be nobodies penis in his size!"

by Bleah12121212 August 18, 2023

David

Sigma grindset, hustle never stops, money aint sleeping.
An absolute unit, sigma in every way.
The literally Thomas Shelby.
Rizzly Bear.
🚫 LGBT
🚫 Drugs
✅ Hella Bitches
✅ Absolute Hustler
✅

P1: You watched Peaky Blinders?
P2: Yeah, I have to say David is a 1:1 replica of Thomas Shelby

by GingerRizzler September 11, 2023

David

David is a leader of the misfits. All those led by David are driven by his powers of persuasion. He is a raunchy and dominating leader with a flair for theatrical and media arts. On a typical Friday night, David can be found commentating at a viewing party, chowing down on a fine assortment of hor d'oeuvres, and ending his night with a well trimmed cigar. Davids seldom come out during the day, as this is their period of hibernation. When a David let’s someone into their life, that person becomes forever grateful. Each contribute to life of laughter and shared successes.

Was that David who turnt up at the Halloween party?

by a_typicaltina September 17, 2023

David

Ugly ahh piece of shit

4'1

cheats in wikipedia race

Person 1: You suck cock!!!
Person 2: Yeah my name is David, course I do.

by Sqirpion October 15, 2023