A level of torque, beyond any reasonable standard, applied to a container with a screw on lid to prevent a 1 to 3 year old goblin from using it's contents to paint your couch.
Our toddler tried to wash the cat with my wifes expensive hair crap, but the dad torque stopped her.
by I invented dad torque July 17, 2023
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Get the Jacob's Dad mug.A nap that dads take in the evening before actually going to bed. Usually in their recliner and between 8:00-11:00 pm
Dad always brags about being up early but we all know he’s taking that dad nap in his chair by 8 pm.
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Get the dad nap mug.A Dad Pat is a pat, on the back or head, that is just hard enough to not hurt you, and is usually delivered by a fatherly figure.
"Hey, uh, Dad?"
"Yeah Jeremy, what's up?
"What's a dad pat, and how do I do it?'
"Well in order to do a dad pat you have to be a father, trust me, I'll show what is looks and feels like. Okay?"
"Oka-."
"Oh, that was to hard, damn, his head is gone, I'll get better next time."
"Yeah Jeremy, what's up?
"What's a dad pat, and how do I do it?'
"Well in order to do a dad pat you have to be a father, trust me, I'll show what is looks and feels like. Okay?"
"Oka-."
"Oh, that was to hard, damn, his head is gone, I'll get better next time."
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Show them who is boss and just fuck their dads.
Show them who is boss and just fuck their dads.
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