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Dad Torque

A level of torque, beyond any reasonable standard, applied to a container with a screw on lid to prevent a 1 to 3 year old goblin from using it's contents to paint your couch.
Our toddler tried to wash the cat with my wifes expensive hair crap, but the dad torque stopped her.
by I invented dad torque July 17, 2023
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Condiment Dad

A divorced or single father that has no real food in his fridge and pantry, it only consists of condiments.
“ Dad we only have ketchup packets and mustard in the fridge, you’re a Condiment Dad”
by lexisdoor November 29, 2022
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Jacob's Dad

by EINGO November 3, 2019
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dad nap

A nap that dads take in the evening before actually going to bed. Usually in their recliner and between 8:00-11:00 pm
Dad always brags about being up early but we all know he’s taking that dad nap in his chair by 8 pm.
by Mo1996 October 7, 2020
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Dad Pat

A Dad Pat is a pat, on the back or head, that is just hard enough to not hurt you, and is usually delivered by a fatherly figure.
"Hey, uh, Dad?"
"Yeah Jeremy, what's up?
"What's a dad pat, and how do I do it?'
"Well in order to do a dad pat you have to be a father, trust me, I'll show what is looks and feels like. Okay?"
"Oka-."

"Oh, that was to hard, damn, his head is gone, I'll get better next time."
by LucasWasHere July 24, 2021
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dad period

When your dad's being weird awkward and needs something to blame his mood on
Sorry dude I can't hang out today, my dad's on his dad period
by Pratt dad March 27, 2017
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Fuck their dads

To assert dominance and show force.
The Puckers really fucked their dads in that game last night.

Show them who is boss and just fuck their dads.
by Dandrew November 29, 2021
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