Dick You Down

To give a girl the best dick of her life.

Girl: You ready?
Boy:Yeah girl imma dick you downGirl: You just better have swipe game!

by GiggityGiggtyGirl<3 December 17, 2009

snack dick

Also referred to as a quickie.

I couldn't stay long at Javonda's crib long cuz' her baby's daddy wuz comin' home from pimpin'. So I just gave ha' some snack dick.

by Cartright September 6, 2005

goose neck dick

A dick that is hard on both ends and bendy in the middle.Almost always a result of too much booze or dope.

I really wanted to fuck that girl but I had a bad case of goose neck dick

by wolfbait51 May 17, 2011

Henny Dick

When a guy, drunk off of Hennessy, is fucking a girl and won't cum because he's got henny dick.

I was fucking this bitch for like 4hrs straight off that henny dick last night.

by HennythingGoes March 3, 2019

Tender dick

A man who will do shit to in impress a female to get cool points or to try to fuck a female

He's a tender dick ass nigga

by jaydawg0056 January 7, 2022

your dick

The smallest thing that has existed

"Dude, your dick is smaller than an atom"

by FunniNumber69 March 21, 2022

Dick on straight

Whenever you realize you've banged someone, and you don't know why.

This usually occurs whenever you're intoxicated.

Kind of like "head on straight", only sexual.

Dude, why in the world would you fuck Jenna?
I don't know man, I didn't have my dick on straight.

by kneecoal! June 15, 2010