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Covid's Metamorphoses

An epic poem, waiting to be written.
Chronicling the transformations of the world, from its creation to its breakdown, due to the coronavirus and the self-deification a Julius Caesar wannabe, Covid's Metamorphoses will be read in the 22nd Century as a charming fable of humanity as it once was.
by Monkey's Dad October 7, 2020
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Covid camel

When you lost your sense of smell from covid and fuck the girl who everyone knows has a stinky vagina.
I cant wait to get fell better so i can get some covid camel.

Bro, do i smell funny i washed down there but im afraid i still smell like covid camel.
by Enkahh November 30, 2021
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Covid Trump

The name a Trump “patriot” had given his baby to remind him that his illegitimate son was born on the day he nearly lost his life, when he took part in the January 6 insurrection to unsuccessfully help the ex-president be re-elected undemocratically.
Diehard Trumpists or alt-right white supremacists would show unwavering loyalty to their Insurrectionist-in-Chief, and christening their newborn “Covid Trump” is one such faithful act of allegiance to the “anointed” one.
by MathPlus June 17, 2021
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Covid-19

a disease that attracts grim reaper
Dude I just got Covid-19”
“Your time is up”
by glusakid August 11, 2021
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Covid Golfer

Someone who has picked up the sport of golfing since the beginning of covid lockdowns as a means of getting out. Such person has also convinced themselves of superior athleticism, because they have packed 8 years of experience in a two year period.
Justine is a covid golfer. She's a decent player from playing 5 games of golf every week since picking it up due to free time from covid.
by OldGGolfer July 6, 2022
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COVID raise

What you get when you're finally back to the pay you earned pre-COVID.
Hey guys, my employer just gave me a COVID raise, so I can finally quit working 3 jobs to cover my expenses and bills!
by Curvychic78 October 7, 2020
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Covid

Do you really need to look up covid on the urban dictionary?
If you need to search up what covid is just to find out what it is then you're living under a rock.
by say no to covid September 27, 2021
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