colonoscopee

the act of a male having butt sex with a female, and then rinsing out her butt with your urine in preparation of butt sex.

"My girl told me to stick it in her ass, so i gave her a colonsoscopeee first."

"I gave Luckie a colonoscopee before i butt raped him because he would not let me spit in his butthole."

by corn up your crank January 8, 2012

colonel cornhole

When someone is being an asshole worthy of the ranking colonel.

Person 1: "I Took a shit on you bed and smeared it in for no reason."
Person 2: "Ok colonel cornhole, who gave you the orders to make that decsion."

by Lil Buddha September 6, 2013

Colon gopher

A turd that is poking its head out of ur ass.

I have to drop this colon gopher before I shit my pants. "I have skid marks in my under Roos from that colon gopher poking his head out"

by Wildginerminer May 30, 2015

Colon-octopi

When someone fists an ass and opens their hand while inside their partner. To complete the move you must wiggle your fingers around like an octopus, preferably while yelling "let me slide on in there". If desired, the line can be whispered softy instead.

"I gave her a colon-octopi last night and I guess you can say I really slide on in there"

by G.T. Cannington May 31, 2018

Coleton

He is a very amazing person , with a personality that will make you fall in love m he is also a very handsome young man , that is very athletic and laid back

Mark: Have you meet that new guy coleton ?
Jim: Yea , Hes AWESOME !!

by amarithagoat January 12, 2019

Colon Serpent

The act of anal sex by a rather large penis.

Shiley found Vannie's colon serpent to both feel good and hurt at the same time.

by Gusty_Aeroplane August 25, 2019

Colonial pegging

pegging in colonial times

I heard Dakoda and brandin are into colonial pegging.

by ax11977 June 16, 2020