Colbert

The only person to ever perform Canada's History.

Steven Colbert is awesome.

Steven Colbert advocates Canada's History

by ColbertCanadasHistory February 8, 2010

Cole

A short ass bitch that everyone beats on for being a midget. His sister is very bangable and you would do her before she could bat an eyelash!

Dude lets get that cole, dont forget his sis.... mmmhmhmh

by mornicmetal May 22, 2009

Cole

Freakishly bothersome, has a serious case of Laughunitis, has sex with homosexual monkeys!

Oh damn he just COLED that monkey!

by Naomi GN and the butch crew August 18, 2009

Cole Sprouse

Am ugly rat that isn't cute. With shit for hair . He looking like a skinned potato.
"iF YoU HAveNt NoTiCeD Im WEiRd"

have you seen cole sprouse, he looks like that shit I took yesterday

by Stale bread January 10, 2019

Cole Mayer (The Mole)

A short, annoying kid with a high ass voice who nobody likes. He has Justin Bieber hair, and just never shuts up about shit nobody cares about. The type of kid to have all of his school projects done by his parents.

Don't you just love it when Cole Mayer (The Mole) rages at 2k18 in the middle of your conversation.

by Bobby Boberson December 3, 2018

Old King Cole

noun, A tall 6"3" ish man of dark mediterranian reatures with a tendancy to dote excessively on younger female siblings. goes by the unforgettable name or the manical master nib

There is an odd man over there licking a young girl's shoes for her. she appears to have trod in horse shit. she looks like his sister. he must be an Old King Cole

by oldkingcolejr May 21, 2003

The Colbert

A sex position in which Stephen Colbert has sex with your wife, mother, sister, and/or daughter. And you watch and he teaches you how to be the most manly man, in bed, of all time.

When I got married I did The Colbert.

I did The Colbert last night!

Teenagers are obsessed with The Colbert.

by Jedidiah States April 12, 2008