anal chain

A chain of 3 or more men having buttsex. Also called an anal train.

Bob, Tom, Dan, and Tim had a 4 person anal chain last night.

by awmm July 9, 2015

Flabby chainsaw

Yarding anal beads out in a quick jerking motion like starting a chainsaw.

Gave her the ole' flabby chainsaw last night and she damn near cried after she reckoned

by Chainsawer August 29, 2016

gold chain pride

The act of valuing image/brand over quality/functionality; especially by those not in a financial position to do so. Usually exhibited by Armenians, Persians etc.

He could have bought a Toyota for $30K; but gold chain pride made him spend $60K on a BMW he really couldn't afford.

by TooBigToFlush January 16, 2017

Filipino Chainsaw

When one grabs his penis and ejaculates by rubbing it up and down a person's leg, for this work, you must make chainsaw noises (from the penis) and sploodge in the area directly behind the kneecap. You have to be within a 10 ft radius of a historical statue related to Manny Pacquiao; a statue that must be near a water source.

Nico: "I really want to do c&b, but this Filipino chainsaw thing sounds even better!"
Penis: "RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrRRRrrrrrRRRRRRRR"

by The New Jersey Times December 5, 2022

ganking your chain

A phrase to describe scratching under or around a mans own testicles and immediately smelling his own hand.

Ganking your chain can be any process by which one smells the potent odor surrounding their balls, but the hand mechanism is a common connotation.

An example of ganking your chain: I was ganking my own chain after my workout and I had some serious Mexican stinky balls going on. I ganked my chain after my shower and my gouch was pristine.

by chainganker123 July 15, 2011

texas chainsaw

When a man tries to saw his penis into your poon

Man Jeff tried to texas chainsaw me last night

by Jbroiz December 29, 2013

Chainsaw man

rated or valued too highly.

"We got CM'ed again buy the new season of anime."
"Yeah all those shows were overrated AF."

"I can't believe that everyone treated chainsaw man as the second coming of Jesus. it wasn't bad just not that good"

by IHateEverythingAndEvery1 December 28, 2022