Bavarian Legend

Same as a Cleveland Steamer, with the notable exception that the turd is layed down in the shape of a pretzel.

A little artistic merit turned that Cleveland Steamer into a Bavarian Legend.

by TooBigToFlush February 20, 2018

Un F your S

Short for "Un-fuck your shit." An imperative directing someone to correct a deficiency.

John , un f your s, or you'll end up getting fired.

by TooBigToFlush January 21, 2017

gold chain pride

The act of valuing image/brand over quality/functionality; especially by those not in a financial position to do so. Usually exhibited by Armenians, Persians etc.

He could have bought a Toyota for $30K; but gold chain pride made him spend $60K on a BMW he really couldn't afford.

by TooBigToFlush January 16, 2017