Champagning

Getting the tip of your schlong (peepee) removed

champagning
Tom: hey man did you hear about what happened to Raphael?
Joe: yeah...heard he got champagned, popped open like a cork bottle

by champaningqueen69 June 16, 2022

casper

my zesty ahh bf

he called me a fuckass and I called him a cocksucker because he is one bc hes gay but its ok i support🙏 casper if u see this i love you and hi but ur still a cocksucker and a fucking turtle

"woah look its casper over there" "he looks zetsy today"

by sage.sys June 22, 2022

Casper

The most handsome person ever to exist in eternity

Casper is so handsome

by Pillcap July 6, 2022

champ

Being corny, lame, or stupid. Used in the (d)(m)v cuz virginia don’t count.

K: Did you see that girls story?
Me: Yeah, girl she champ eshit

by Moefrmdadmv July 8, 2022

Casper Brown

A depressed child at the verge of dying but can't because it'll upset everyone, and when tried, got yelled at. A Casper is someone who can't control their emotions, or feelings. Keeping everyone away from who they actually are in fear of being left behind.

Casper Brown looks upset

by Cantaloupe23501 July 9, 2022

Champ

Something/somebody that’s Lame, uncool. Slang often used in the dmv area.

“Ew you are so champ for that”
“Ashley is so champ!”
“That movie was champ”

by Joemama536 July 27, 2022

Champagne lip smack

A champagne lip smack is a procedure a female would use to wake her partner from sleep.

First she must undress completely, then straddle her partners face, putting her lovely labia against his/her peaceful sleeping lips.

Next she pours her favorite champagne down the front of her breasts, allowing the bubbly liquid to flow down, across her labia and in to her partners lips causing them to wake up delighted by the surprise.

"Mom, my husband won't wake up, he keeps sleeping through his alarm."

"Did you try a champagne lip smack honey?"

"That's great advice mom, thank you"

by Dome luver July 31, 2022