Cancer

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my freid is cancer

by ur gay kay kay February 10, 2019

Anti-Cancer

He's a Beast.

Simply Epic.

Person 1 : You seen Anti-Cancer?

Person 2 : Cancer? Haven't seen that beast in a while.

by Anti-Cancer January 2, 2011

cancerous rodent

A small, green, glowing rat from the video game ultrakill. It is the hardest boss in all of ultrakill.

Guy: Oh look, its the cancerous rodent
cancerous rodent: nuh uh
Guy: *Instantly dies*

by the February 16, 2024

Cancer

Jacob Sartorius

Jacob Sartorius is cancer

by Shdudbdhdhdbhddj February 28, 2018

Cat The Cancer

Thou one whom all shall soon know...

Be prepared, the world as we know it is soon to end. For Atlas shall return and restore justice upon us all, with no other that thy Cat The Cancer.

- Cat The Cancer

by Cat The Cancer April 24, 2025

Mary's Cancer

A form of cancer that can ultimately result in a very painful death. It starts out as a hemorrhoid like problem and emerges into an even more painful disease as it spreads through your body. Your whole body will start to bleed internally and you will die.

The only cure for this is to smoke weed every day for 6 months, the minimum. Then you will have to resort to a life of smoking weed irregularly for the rest of your life. The danker the weed the better.

Luckily there are only few cases of this found but mostly in tropical places of the US such as Florida and California.

Robert "Mom it's medical marijuania, I have Mary's Cancer"

Mother "Okay son, I don't want you to start bleeding again"

by Thealmightydoctor June 24, 2011

Cancer Insulin

Carbon Dioxide Builds Up In The Body, When You Never Exhale It Out Of The Body and Glucose Will Not Survive In The Body of Glucagon.

Austin: “Wussup Bro Are You Good Today?”
Cody: Uh No

Austin: Why?
Cody: I Have Cancer Insulin In My Body
Austin: Oh No, You Are Going To Be Dead, I will Call Up The Ambulance And Help You Out.

by 21jay October 28, 2023