Jesticular Cancer 

Over exposure to Jes :)

You have Jesticular Cancer!" "Whut?!" "You've been exposed to Jes!

Jesticular Cancer by DropDeadJes July 23, 2011

breast cancer badge 

when you grab a random friend's boob for the first time

I just got my breast cancer badge from Jackie today!

breast cancer badge by H@nn@ October 13, 2011

The Cancer Virus Feeling 

The Cancer Virus Feeling or TCVF is a term given to someone whom you like that goes away after a while or period of time of not seeing that person and comes back when you meet that person. It’s like cancer, it stays in your body not doing anything until it unexpectedly comes out. It usually has an effect on a person who constantly sees the person every few long periods.

Example: Aaron usually gets The Cancer Virus Feeling whenever he goes back to Hong Kong and meets Amanda.

The Cancer Virus Feeling by Kyuubiqazz March 27, 2012

Nymphotic Cancer 

A condition where you just can't get enough hot sex.

We've had sex three times today and he still wants more. I think Derek has nymphotic cancer.

Nymphotic Cancer by Thenumber6six July 18, 2013

party cancer 

The dude - who by his very force of personality (or lack thereof) kills any semblance of a festive atmosphere.

So, we were at this party. Having a pretty good time. Then, this dude walks over and starts talking about his dog that he just put down. Instant party cancer...

party cancer by Heffe Mopak February 1, 2014

Ur cancer 

Being a motherfucking idiot

"ur cancer harry"

Ur cancer by Beastii August 29, 2016

phantom cancer 

Mirre phantom

PHANTOM CANCER.

phantom cancer by Poseidonkukar December 12, 2016