Clarence is a fuckin ugly and gross almond and soap smelling cunt. He is a tiny little saltarna headed prick. He buys $1.00 scratchy's for $50 he then always wins and gives the money to the ophens. Clarence is immortal and he heals really quick so he is a great punching bag.
"Clarence ya FUCKEN..."
"All these mean words are making my skin swore"
"All i wanted to do was be your friend!"
"oh god help me no"
"i found poo in your mail box"
"All these mean words are making my skin swore"
"All i wanted to do was be your friend!"
"oh god help me no"
"i found poo in your mail box"
by BJHOYLE November 26, 2019
Get the Clarence mug.A term used to describe the ultimate fail of something you do/have done. Often associated with the mixing up of words while trying to say a sentence and sounding completely stupid. Although "clared" is also used to describe any failure of any sort such as a test etc.
"I totally clared that test man"
speaker one while reading a sign saying *lor-ympics*-"lorympi. . how stupid is that!"
speaker two-"who's lorem?"
speaker one-". . hahaha! you CLARED!"
speaker one while reading a sign saying *lor-ympics*-"lorympi. . how stupid is that!"
speaker two-"who's lorem?"
speaker one-". . hahaha! you CLARED!"
by breimear April 14, 2010
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"Dude, what did we do last night?"
"I don't know, but judging by these priest collars, we were totally St. Clairsvillin'!"
"I don't know, but judging by these priest collars, we were totally St. Clairsvillin'!"
by Mike March 26, 2004
Get the st clairsville mug.sometimes they like to coil themselves up and pretend they are a cobra snake. be prepared to do a dark ritual dance on your first date. also they are very stubborn and argumentative.
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by 1231ilovebunnys May 21, 2018
Get the clareese mug.horrible misspelling of "car". used in contextof having illicit sex,usually with animals or minorities. or both.
by ol gobbo September 15, 2005
Get the caire mug.Def 1: A Clarence and Priya is a commonly used term for a relationship that goes all the way from uni sweethearts through to marriage.
Def 2: A Clarence and Priya is also commonly used to describe finding your soul mate.
Def 3: Also used to represent the word love or adoration
Def 2: A Clarence and Priya is also commonly used to describe finding your soul mate.
Def 3: Also used to represent the word love or adoration
Def 1: Are Bob and Belinda still together?
Yer they did a Clarence and Priya
Def 2: I have found my Clarence and Priya
Def 3: "Do you like me?" "I Clarence and Priya you"
Yer they did a Clarence and Priya
Def 2: I have found my Clarence and Priya
Def 3: "Do you like me?" "I Clarence and Priya you"
by streetview March 24, 2010
Get the Clarence and Priya mug.Clarence Thomas is a model American citizen, patriot and Supreme Court Justice. With all that in mind, its no wonder the left has spent 3 decades trying to destroy him!
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