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Birchy Burrito

After the very first time you kiss someone, you move directly into 69
I can't believe they birchy burritod on the first date!!
by 69Salsa69 May 26, 2018
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Loaded burrito

The process of five or more mexicans having an anal orgy while cramped in a vehicle fleeing across the United States border.
That loaded burrito in the back will make it hard to cross the border due to the noise.
by Poopybacon22 October 2, 2015
mugGet the Loaded burritomug.

Burrito

A cat that is fat. Used to be named Skittles ( not sponsored) belonged to her mama Abigail. Bye sisters
Burrito why the fuck are you eating. The curtain?!?!
by Heysisspillthetea October 20, 2018
mugGet the Burritomug.

Bangkok Burrito

A sexual act involving a flesh light filled with diarrhea
I left a surprise Bangkok burrito in his night stand - he’ll never get the smell out of his fleshlight
by anonymous August 31, 2021
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burrito kiss

When either you and/or the gal you're going to make out with have consumed a fair amount of Taco Bell before you start kissing, causing the scent of Burritos to drift up into your nose as you're making out.
"Me and Amy drunkenly shared a little burrito kiss before I hate fucked her."
by Penis McFuckFace September 4, 2014
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Alabama Burrito

The act of opening a man’s urethra and shitting into it. Similar to an Alabama Hot Pocket.
Durham loves receiving Alabama Burritos from Gabby.
by QuesoNacho January 13, 2024
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Snot Burrito

When you're afraid of blowing your nose in public, so you just pinch the snot into your face mask. It is indeed a disgusting sensation.
"I really had to blow my nose on the bus, but I didn't want to make anyone scared ... so I blew it into my face mask."
"That's what I call a snot burrito!"
by waffleenio February 9, 2022
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