bludgeon

Smartphone synonym for hardon (erection).

Me: I'm thinking about going for a pedicure wearing a short shirt with nothing underneath.

You: Well you will have had their full attention and get a free pedicure for sure. I would have had a big bludgeon the entire time :)
You: *buldge. Stupid smart phone !!!

by rfancy December 12, 2012

Badger

A random Saying used for trolling, and 'Raiding' of Websites

Originating From the video "Badger Badger Badger"

Person 1: "hey lets raid a room!"
*Enters Stickam room*
"BADGER BADGER BADGER!
MUSHROOM!!!!!!"

Person 2: "What the hell?!?!? Where did all these people come from?"

by Shatnation207 July 6, 2009

The Honey Badger

The process of having honey applied to ones rectum and then proceeding to have a Badger lick the honey from the applied area. Usually preformed by homeless men who are heavily into bestiality.

That homeless dude is doing the The Honey Badger.

by Kernetic January 5, 2015

budget

Something that tells you just how broke you really are

I can't even buy Ramen noodle on my baby daddy budget.

by artiquephenom January 19, 2015

slippery badger

an incredibly lubed up badger patrolling the streets like a player waiting to find his next victim to sexually deviate.

Shit bro last night i saw a slippery badger i fucking legged it home.

by wet armadillo May 9, 2011

savage badger

When a bearded man plunges his penis and/or balls into any dark mysterious hole discovered in the forest floor.

After several organic hoppy microbrew beers, Wesley declothed and wandered through the woods until he found a mysterious hole in the ground where he could preform the Savage Badger.

by Wes Rupp da Muppet November 22, 2015

Bidget

A small woman who is cruel.

"Heather is a midget and she's a bitch...she's a bidget!"

by Elchihuahua July 28, 2008